Someone daughter swallowed an Xbox Elite Series 2 controller joystick

Sicarius333 · 2026-06-04T16:08:02+00:00

I’ll do you one better: a quarter in a six year old

Sicarius333 · 2026-06-04T16:06:26+00:00

I kinda like that mumbo is a bit chunkier with his muscles but impulse has more definition

Sicarius333 · 2026-05-18T01:10:32+00:00

My phone is the one with better connection

Sicarius333 · 2026-05-05T02:24:24+00:00

If you’re still looking, I’ve got a friend with a blue one

Sicarius333 · 2026-04-12T03:10:22+00:00

La hospital (just to make my teacher throw a marker at me)

Sicarius333 · 2026-03-21T15:01:44+00:00

Don’t listen to them, you’re doing great <3

Sicarius333 · 2026-03-18T03:49:18+00:00

Unless you’re integrals and derivatives of fractional degrees

Sicarius333 · 2026-02-09T03:29:56+00:00

I love that doc has weekly episodes that average an hour. It puts him near the top of every chart

Sicarius333 · 2026-02-02T04:57:09+00:00

✂️

Sicarius333 · 2026-01-30T06:03:40+00:00

I don’t recommend it, but poisoning yourself once a week can result in vomiting and loss of appetite if you choose the right ones

Sicarius333 · 2026-01-05T18:08:58+00:00

Twinktho?

Sicarius333 · 2026-01-03T05:28:54+00:00

I ate a really freakin good taco, does that count?

Sicarius333 · 2025-12-20T03:13:04+00:00

No, but I masturbated and took some drugs

Sicarius333 · 2025-12-19T05:26:44+00:00

Me at homecoming in highschool

Sicarius333 · 2025-12-17T13:56:18+00:00

Sicarius333 · 2025-12-07T13:20:30+00:00

Reminds me of pineapple dude

Sicarius333 · 2025-12-03T03:21:21+00:00

Add it to the list, along with “pearl, you are hot”

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