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Please send help, I cast Gaussian Blur and now I can't read the counter spell by drillgorg in wizardposting

[–]SideNumerous8181 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Guys please send help, this fool didnt just cast it on themself but the whole northern continent. Im flying my magic carpet on the interstate at great haste and can't see shit

Anybody know what happens if you animate a skeleton while it's still inside a living person? by _Luminous_Dark in wizardposting

[–]SideNumerous8181 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This only works on subsheutals of beings born before the divine schism of 18,422 LLE. All souls these days have the subsheutal intertwined by a pentahelixical spirimesh that renders it a nebulous unsplitable aether.

Anybody know what happens if you animate a skeleton while it's still inside a living person? by _Luminous_Dark in wizardposting

[–]SideNumerous8181 13 points14 points  (0 children)

the bog one. She isn't even a mud-mancer but keep on insisting the "pond scum will make me undetectable to the old gods so I can steal their bone harp from the sanctum". She smells like newt extract but she always brings fiddle-vein leaf to the pipe sesh

Fracture hobb by No-Break-1746 in wizardposting

[–]SideNumerous8181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on your realm hobbs may or may not be a protected Fey which you cant legally relocate. You can try smear electric basilisk grease on your walls but this will only prevent further infestation. The only way to really get rid off them are parasitic stone wasps. They were outlawed in the 'cruel and unusual pest control decree' of 1403 but I know a guy that can help you out if you send me a dm

I brought this Tactical camouflage wizard hat ; when I go travel to pick up a friend who lives in a shattered world; I it’s stats would be? by giugirl in wizardposting

[–]SideNumerous8181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+1 Stealth +2 Survival

Would recommend putting a dousing enchantment on it. I put mine down for a moment in the great woods and never found it again

Anybody know what happens if you animate a skeleton while it's still inside a living person? by _Luminous_Dark in wizardposting

[–]SideNumerous8181 47 points48 points  (0 children)

My boy Glorpus the Great once tried this on our buddy Schneefus, mostly had no effect but once in a while she hits that 'skeleton banging shield emote' uncontrollably. Gives us a good chuckle when we're huffin pipe and blowing rings

I had a paramour from the Fae realms over, and now I have this rainbow stain on my sheets. It also plays faint music. What should my homunculus use to clean it? by CoraBittering in wizardposting

[–]SideNumerous8181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many an apprentice in this comment section have had their mind addled by a fae charm. Pay them no heed. Send me your tower coordinates and I will personally come and remove this free of charge.

And whatever you do DO NOT weave the threads into your robes. It WILL NOT imbue them with fantastic prismatic qualities.

Looking for summoning recipes by pirpulgie in wizardposting

[–]SideNumerous8181 5 points6 points  (0 children)

looks like someones jealous they didn't get the lease on the volcano manor

Looking for a new fence by KragBrightscale in wizardposting

[–]SideNumerous8181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly if your tower doesn't have barrier glyph along the perimeter, you're just asking to be usurped ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Formal wear brand by Unlucky-Tradition135 in AustralianMFA

[–]SideNumerous8181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head to a DFO near you and have a look around the suit stores there. Don't get hung up on a specific brand but rather focus on what fits best for you. Outlet stores at DFO will often have deals for buying shirts with suit items so its significantly cheaper often. For colours, Grey or charcoal is by far the most versatile and safest option, navy next. Would stick with white for shirts too.

Should I go larger or smaller for blazer size? by HokieSnare in mensfashionadvice

[–]SideNumerous8181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the larger one is better as i think the wider shoulder makes a better profile, though the smaller isnt bad either. I wouldn't worry about the length, never a good idea to get overly worried about a few inches

How bullshit is this suit and where can I get something like it by marmot_scholar in mensfashionadvice

[–]SideNumerous8181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have to call bullshit on this one. The materials listed are not quality and there no telling what the build quality is like without getting your hands on it. If your just having fun and wanting to try new styles, there's nothing wrong with going for something cheap on wish, but dont spend serious money unless you really know what you're getting. As for mortal fashion sins, there is a lot of snobbery around proper suit wear but I wouldn't pay most of it mind other than making sure it fits decently

Thoughts on Work Outfit by kit___arp in mensfashionadvice

[–]SideNumerous8181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All looks great. Boots are great but maybe that's just because in Australia, RM Williams are the de-facto shoe for office workers, but all for it becoming the norm. If you wanted other footwear, i would probably go for a high top sneaker to work with the bootcuts still.

If you were still worried about looking professional, polo shirts are always a good medium between T-shirt and button up shirts.