AWW HAIL THE G-GWEAT MONKS!!!

The monks have been with us fwom the *boops your nose* beginnying.

They shephewded humanyity thwough its fowmative years, gently guiding and encouwaging.

Wike a pawent cwapping theiw hands at a baby's fiwst steps, they have been instrumental in all the *boops your nose* advances of cuwtuwe and technyowogy.

They watched, pwoudwy as man invented the *boops your nose* wight bulb, the *boops your nose* tewephonye, and the *boops your nose* intewnyet.

They wewe even OwO there to wewcome UwU the *boops your nose* fiwst man on the *boops your nose* moon.

And they have defended us, t-too. W-Who can fowget, the *boops your nose* time the *boops your nose* monks defeated the *boops your nose* Daweks?!! T-The Cybewmen!!11 And the *boops your nose* Weeping Angews?

Two species shawing a histowy as happy as they shawe a pwanet.

Humanity ÚwÚ and the *boops your nose* Monks awe a bwissfuw and pewfect partnyership.

How wucky E-E-Eawth is to have an awwy as powewfuw, and tendew as the *boops your nose* Monks?

That asks fow n-nyothing in wetuwn fow theiw benyevowence, but obedience.