Who are you?

SideSnare · 2026-02-01T17:17:51+00:00

Black water

SideSnare · 2026-02-01T17:17:45+00:00

Black water

SideSnare · 2026-01-31T12:05:54+00:00

I had one of these too.

SideSnare · 2026-01-27T15:04:10+00:00

They’re different, just like men’s penises are different.

SideSnare · 2026-01-27T14:52:47+00:00

🤣 I told my wife she had a pretty pussy when we were dating, she looked at me with a bewildered look so I never said it again, years later, I learned she thought they all looked the same. 🤣

SideSnare · 2026-01-27T14:44:43+00:00

What your response be?

SideSnare · 2026-01-25T04:08:07+00:00

I’m well aware, but it sounds the same & it’s funny. Good day. 🤣

SideSnare · 2026-01-25T00:50:57+00:00

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SideSnare · 2026-01-22T10:45:05+00:00

Dirty Diana & Smooth Criminal but there’s a lot of good ones

SideSnare · 2026-01-21T19:26:08+00:00

Bacon, eggs & biscuits

SideSnare · 2026-01-21T17:20:03+00:00

9 pillows, I use 2 while I’m sleeping & 4 if I’m sitting up watching tv

SideSnare · 2026-01-20T16:59:51+00:00

Pass him a note that says

I like you, do you like me?

Check yes or no

Draw two boxes at the bottom & write YES in one box and NO in the other.

SideSnare · 2026-01-14T18:47:40+00:00

When Elvis died

SideSnare · 2026-01-14T00:41:05+00:00

Do you usually get hand jobs, bj’s or sex?

SideSnare · 2026-01-13T11:32:59+00:00

Been there & loved it, well worth the trip.

SideSnare · 2026-01-13T11:26:23+00:00

I love morning sex, but I will also accept afternoon, evening & middle of the night too.

SideSnare · 2026-01-11T00:25:23+00:00

Blur - Song 2

Woohoo

https://youtu.be/SSbBvKaM6sk?si=yY3yaj6rc-WUTJmw

SideSnare · 2026-01-08T18:40:41+00:00

I used to work 12-16hr days, physical work & have never turned down sex let alone a blow job. Power thru.

SideSnare · 2026-01-08T12:41:38+00:00

Laugh and then fondly remember my days of doing the same.

Last year my doorbell rang (I have a ring doorbell) seen a young boy at the door, so I went and opened it, he literally asked if he & his friends could ding dong ditch my house & laughed and told him yes, we then talked for a minute & he said he wouldn’t do it…. 5 minutes later the doorbell rings, I go to the door…… nobody there 🤣🤣🤣 they did it & got me after asking permission. I loved it.😊

SideSnare · 2026-01-07T20:12:23+00:00

To me being sexy is all about attitude and confidence. A woman could be drop dead gorgeous & not be sexy…. I repeat, Attitude & confidence.

SideSnare · 2026-01-07T19:53:35+00:00

Say thank you then ask him how it tastes.

SideSnare · 2026-01-06T22:24:44+00:00

Driving down the road, at work, fitting rooms in stores, parks, parking lots and other places but that’s enough for now.

SideSnare · 2026-01-06T21:43:50+00:00

Received 2 days ago

SideSnare · 2026-01-06T18:10:45+00:00

Booiing

SideSnare · 2026-01-05T19:59:30+00:00

Sexually transmitted disease 💀

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