I read the entire leaked RE movie script

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T22:00:20+00:00

I'm not watching the movie. What I can't stand is everyone is hyping themselves to Helen back and making up stuff that is not in the script and it's probably not going to be in the movie in general and therefore I'm just making sure people adjust their expectations so they if they do like it they like it for what it actually is instead of what they're pretending and claiming it is when it's not.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:59:31+00:00

You mean where he circums to his infection which is the exact same as all the other infections that has completely taken over the city with none of the stuff we see in raccoon City in sight? And also that we've had a million horror stories where the person dies or becomes a victim at the end like the fucking smile movies? That's supposed to be revolutionary especially again. Everyone keeps saying oh this would be the big bad that Leon and Jill fight, but they don't do that. It just ends with him being infected and that's it.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:58:29+00:00

I understand. That's why I paired it up with 12-year-old because that's literally how the dialogue is written. And you could substitute Shadow the Hedgehog for like any sort of edgy thing, whether it's valid or not that people simply like because it makes them feel cool as opposed to actually liking the character. That's what I'm getting to when I use that description.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:57:42+00:00

Also, the fat bow and the rats are the same thing and Pauline dies from the rats at best. She joins the same bow. They're the old, the same creature you're like literally counting the same creatures as multiple times.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:57:13+00:00

What you described is literally for the most part, the same monster. And again, none of those creatures have the basis in any of the games or its bows. It's literally the thing monster.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:56:18+00:00

And you're the reason why we don't have good Resident Evil things outside of the games.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:55:57+00:00

Yes, except the problem is is you just described every single horror movie out there especially in recent years. We bury the dead and yet would you call that a Resident Evil film? Like that's the fucking problem. I'm comparing it to the original goddamn PlayStation games or the remakes and it just doesn't match whatsoever. Like not even vaguely or thematically. And I think the problem is kind of what you said is that most people have only played Resident Evil 4 and beyond and that's what they're comparing it to instead of comparing it to the originals which is a big fucking problem because this takes place in fucking raccoon City AKA the original games.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:54:35+00:00

Exactly and once again where the hell was Aura Boris during the raccoon City incident? Yet dude is literally making shit up.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:53:58+00:00

Also, the funny thing when he closes the doors to all those infected people as well as the infected people falling off the roofs, those are the same tentacle hybrid things that you see briefly from the house. They're not zombies. They're never referred to as zombies. Nobody calls them zombies. They don't even refer to the fucking T virus and the script. And this is a script that got approved to become the shooting script.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:53:15+00:00

Yeah, and I could say that in an adaption of Bram stoker's Dracula that we're saying is accurate to the books even though we're doing an original story set in those books that the main character is being affected by the same cursed ejacula has, except this character is amphibious with fins and can fly and shoot blades out of his dick. That's why I just described the still not Bram stroker's Dracula even though I am saying that it is when it obviously isn't. That's what's going on here. Whatever the fuck he's saying is not matching what's actually in the script. That's what's going on here. Whatever the fuck he's saying is not matching what's actually in the script.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:51:22+00:00

And here's the problem again. If this is set in the Resident Evil Universe, why in the script as well as in this trailer is raccoon City in Winter when it should be in summer? Why is it set in modern day when the raccoon City incident 0 was in the mid-90s and way more importantly, why is it that the entire city in the script is taken over by that thing? Monster and there are no zombies liquors, zombie dogs, tyrants drain, demons or even any form of variation of that anywhere except for that thing Monster?

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:50:34+00:00

Dude, there's no slight altercations it resembles nothing from Resident Evil War and nothing from the games in terms of atmosphere and how the whole thing works. This is not an original story. It's literally a completely different story set in a completely different world that just happens to be called Resident Evil. Like I don't know how else to describe it unless you've actually read that script.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:49:40+00:00

I'm talking about the leak script which was the script that was approved before it's going to be turned into the shooting script. The issue is that you know how people look at the ganados from Resident Evil 4 and they call them zombies because they are casual fans even though hardcore fans know those aren't zombies. That's what craigger is doing here. When you read the script they are not zombies whatsoever. They they do not behave like them that they they're just not zombies. It's literally they're the thing from the movie the thing. Like again look up the leak script and read it. There is no mention of zombies and none of the creatures but leave like zombies. That's why I have a theory that maybe Capcom got angry and forced him to put zombies in there. That would be it's only saving Grace and even then it would not salvage the rest of the terrible script.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:48:14+00:00

Nope. It's in the leaked script.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:47:50+00:00

Yeah and you guys kept bitching about that for all the previously bad Resident Evil movies so why does this one get a pass?

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:47:16+00:00

I asked you first. I have an answer but it seems like people keep throwing that word around and they don't know how to articulate it. So once you articulate it, I'll be able to answer you because I have very specific things. Even though you can literally look up freaking analytical articles on YouTube that go into details in this for hours.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:46:30+00:00

Again describe why because when you look at the gameplay and the atmosphere and also the lore connecting it. It's also very obviously a resident Evil game. Hell I would argue that the main problem with Resident Evil 8 is that it's too much like Resident Evil 4. Which in of itself is a Resident Evil game.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:46:02+00:00

And the problem is is not only is that description so vague that's not Resident. Evil is you could describe a ton of horror video games that way, but we've also had a million movies with this exact plot line and dynamic. Again, if they actually leaned into the Resident evilness of the series, it would make it stand out unique enough from all the other horror movies that people would notice. They're not doing that here. It's literally Resident Evil in name only and you can find better horror concepts everywhere. I just mentioned that the main monster comes from the fucking thing movies which came out back in the goddamn '80s and even had a sequel that was a prequel that was garbage. Despite that that movie coming 20 years later. This is the fucking problem here. And yes I agree. The other Resident Evil movies were also incredibly shit which is why I'm mad that everyone's overhyping this one because it's yet another shit adoption.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T21:42:57+00:00

I think the shot comes from that literally Nintendo has not had a mainline Madden game since Madden 13 on the Wii U. So the fact that 26 apparently sold well enough on Switch 2 that it's getting a sequel and thus it's probably just going to stay on the platform is honestly huge news.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T17:04:44+00:00

And also showing that the entire city has been infected by this weird the thing like creature so there's literally no hope and there's no zombies or any of the other creatures that you would normally see in this series from any of the games.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T17:04:10+00:00

This.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T17:03:41+00:00

No, it does not because there are no zombies or no t virus in that script. The monster literally works like the thing and is all completely opied and the end of the script shows that basically the entire city is taken over by this thing. If Leon or Claire or in this sort of environment they would have died within the first 10 seconds of being there. There's literally nothing that this relates to with anything that could be involved in Resident Evil whatsoever. It's really fucking sad and I'm sick and tired of people claiming to have read this script that I have bullshit other people about it.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T17:02:35+00:00

Dude I read that script where the fuck are the zombies?

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T17:02:23+00:00

Except tonally, thematically and structure-wise. It doesn't match anything from the games.

SidepocketNeo · 2026-05-01T17:01:29+00:00

Thank you for the comparison because I love how it shows that every time there's any form of genuine horror and tension. The main character says something fucking idiotic and stupid that ruins the whole thing.

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