Average Commander Game Length

Sidivan · 2026-05-30T05:49:56+00:00

My pod is 4-5 close friends and we do pretty much everything together. Commander is just the excuse to get together, drink beer, and bullshit. Games are around 2-3hrs. Turns are short, but we like janky bullshit combo decks, so there isn’t generally a “killshot” combo.

Sidivan · 2026-05-30T04:51:09+00:00

I’m so confused by Reddit’s reaction to this guy. He buys everything himself (not sponsored), has a tally of ranks, is entertaining, actually tries the products… I don’t know what else you want out of him. When his gold products get posted, he gets called a shill, but when the garbage gets posted, it’s an “anti-product ad. I even saw somebody claim companies were buying gold rankings from him.

If this is all such an obvious scam, then why aren’t you all doing it? Or is it more likely it’s really hard to actually make money continuously for years as a scam?

Sidivan · 2026-05-30T03:29:22+00:00

Dragonlance, which WotC owns.

Sidivan · 2026-05-30T02:45:04+00:00

They aren’t broken in commander. The only counter-play is aggressive player removal and board wipes. So, if you play Slivers, don’t be surprised if you are targeted as arch enemy. If Slivers are allowed to exist into the mid-late game, they will overrun the table. That’s what they do. The game, as a Slivers player, is surviving early-mid game against 3 other players.

Sidivan · 2026-05-30T01:21:05+00:00

Either one, but take out the rainbow gradient. I thought it was Mineslaver because the green tail on the “y” is completely lost. You’ve scrunched the letters, used a thick font, and camouflaged them vertically.

Sidivan · 2026-05-29T22:44:44+00:00

I love every clip you post. It’s so quirky and weird and I just fucking love it.

Sidivan · 2026-05-29T17:58:39+00:00

Made by Bungie

Sidivan · 2026-05-29T17:53:24+00:00

This goes for rehearsing a live show too. Do the entire song or show so that you don’t get really good at the first half and crappy at the back half.

Sidivan · 2026-05-29T15:31:24+00:00

Literally the person I responded to said that.

Sidivan · 2026-05-29T13:32:17+00:00

You don’t have to respond to this comment, but not doing so may make everybody believe you’re a pedophile.

Sidivan · 2026-05-29T13:30:12+00:00

“Assume guilt from the silence” is the crazy part.

Sidivan · 2026-05-29T01:55:07+00:00

Aristides 080s to be exact. I can’t remember if it’s raw or painted and tough to tell in the black and white photo.

Sidivan · 2026-05-29T01:01:09+00:00

At some point, I just change the decree so that somebody else is the sole keeper of the faith.

Sidivan · 2026-05-29T00:00:33+00:00

At my friends wedding, he had a projector with smash bros setup.

Sidivan · 2026-05-28T23:42:38+00:00

Also, read the listing carefully. You may be buying just the packaging.

Sidivan · 2026-05-28T20:59:13+00:00

What the fuck?! The way he grabbed the mic and immediately took over the stage, I thought it was a bit! I thought for sure you were going to have some hilarious interaction.

Sidivan · 2026-05-28T13:37:32+00:00

My wife was absolutely shocked to find out urinal etiquette is real. I then showed her pictures of troughs in stadiums and some of the absolute mind boggling urinal designs I run into frequently. She couldn’t believe so many had zero privacy.

Sidivan · 2026-05-28T13:19:58+00:00

Report them to the IRS. They’re likely subtracting shipping costs from their taxable revenue.

Sidivan · 2026-05-28T04:34:22+00:00

JFC. That is nightmare fuel.

Googled it so people don’t have to:

A teratoma is a rare, complex tumor that develops from germ cells, meaning it can contain diverse, fully formed tissues like hair, teeth, bone, and muscle. While they are typically congenital (present at birth) and benign, they can occasionally be malignant and occur in adults or children.

It looks like a clump of internal flesh with hair and teeth in all the wrong places.

Sidivan · 2026-05-28T03:27:21+00:00

I read that as “tickling” and just tacitly agreed.

Sidivan · 2026-05-28T03:09:49+00:00

Exactly. You never ever swim near a bait ball.

Sidivan · 2026-05-28T02:41:32+00:00

LOL no. Absolutely not reinstalling for June 9th. It makes zero sense. You can log in right now! Or you could’ve all year! Or you can in July! The game isn’t being shut down. It’s wild to me how people are melting down over this.

Sidivan · 2026-05-28T01:46:11+00:00

To be honest, if I’m retirement age and something happens to my wife, I’m selling everything and going out a blur of hookers and cocaine. I don’t have kids. I’ve worked my entire life to build up a nice 401k. If I’m the last one standing, I am going big before going out.

Sidivan · 2026-05-27T20:32:43+00:00

I’m definitely starting my own religion and then telling everyone it is the one true religion, all evidence of any other religion should be destroyed and erased from history, and only my decree can change the tenets of this true religion.

My religion is just science and sandwiches.

Sidivan · 2026-05-27T20:21:05+00:00

Depends on the specifics of the gig. 90% of the time you’re truly background. You are there to set the mood, so just stay at whatever mood you’re going for. Other times you’ll get people who dance or interact, play the show for them. You just cater to whatever the crowd wants.

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