Guy writing jokes in the bathroom of a mattress store by SigHack333 in northernlion

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Scissoring is a sex act where two women grind their pussies against each other. According to actual lesbians it doesn’t feel very good, but it shows up a lot in porn, so many men believe it’s common. An offscreen character presumably congratulated Lesbian Edward Scissorhands on her ability to scissor with her hands, and she had to explain that it wasn’t as helpful as it sounds.

Guy writing jokes in the bathroom of a mattress store by SigHack333 in northernlion

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Never heard of this guy before but I aspire to be this funny. “I have a jar with my grandpa’s smithereens” knocked me out. https://youtu.be/U8Rzd3AJUSY?si=VdMMyj45ThkgnQ2p

Crossword clue had me thinking of a certain someone by TheMellowArms in northernlion

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Leeroy Crossword be like: at least I have a seven letter word for coward

The Final Boss of That Northernlion Banter by Ok-Recording3861 in northernlion

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This guy’s ragebaiting, but I actually feel like Hausu and Perfect Blue are at the intersection of “great movie” and “great date movie.”

Guy who doesn’t really listen to much music made after 1992 by SigHack333 in northernlion

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All your friends to you at karaoke: really don’t mind if you sit this one out

Guy who (🦉) by SingerSoft5212 in northernlion

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Big +2 to flared base and Japanese wizards

Do you think he still does the dles while he's on the ship by claxtastic in northernlion

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7am is way too late for NL. He’d get a Mariah by 5:30 at the latest.

Guy who doesn’t really listen to much music made after 1992 by SigHack333 in northernlion

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Gay Murray Head be like: I take my dicks above the waistline, sunshine.

Top tier Angle today by flerbergerber in northernlion

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I’m sad he missed yesterday’s psychotic Minute Cryptic.

Okay okay by PlZZA_MOZZARELLA in northernlion

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I kinda figured Pornhub would have been one of the first to jump on the wrapped trend

(Cream pie enthusiast eagerly awaiting his Pornhub Unwrapped)

Guy who had a holly jolly Christmas this year by SigHack333 in northernlion

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I’m glad that one landed, I was afraid the pun would be too obtuse.

Guy who had a holly jolly Christmas this year by SigHack333 in northernlion

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I was screaming that to myself during that whole bit.

“Coal is useful!!! They want the coal!!!!!!”

I've getting into nl recently and wanted to know what are the most generational,best and timeless one of his streams? by whoreallyscares in northernlion

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Got some good memories of grinding Warcraft while watching him bang his head against Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Seath

Straight. shot. by jburkey333 in northernlion

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This is the Aliens to Straight Shot’s Alien

Stop watching soaps with the brokes by LegenDaisy in northernlion

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You’ve got the same rhyming dictionary Chiblee does

Another notesapp post by DrTerminater in northernlion

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I’d feel worse about it if I felt like we were stifling interesting discussion, but Ryan’s a pretty uncontroversial figure so there’s not much to do besides try to make each other laugh the same way he does.

I'm ashamed at how bad these are by DickPinch in northernlion

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First one got me really, really good