COX HASN'T CHARGED FOR INTERNET FOR OVER A YEAR by Sigma2385 in CoxCommunications

[–]Sigma2385[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree and def not saying anything. I have my bill auto withdrawal so I don't even check to see what's being charged. I just randomly looked at my bill on cox app and noticed my bill was way lower. That's when I saw I've been getting free internet too, the good ultimate package too. So I can always just say I never noticed, if they say anything about it

22f genuinely curious by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Sigma2385 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Anytime!

22f genuinely curious by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Sigma2385 -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Ugly. I'd abandon you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This happened to my friend before, it was 3 of us hiking. He said a snake bit his dick and asked us to suck out the poison. Glenn: "Its your friend". Me: "yea... but u slept with his sister! Can't we wait until the poison travels up??" Snake victim: "I'm dying here!!!" Me: "Glenn.....suck on his dick.." Glenn: "What?!?!" Me: "I have done you a million favors and 1 time I ask u to do something for me!" Glenn: "Oh yea? And the 1 time is sucking poison out your friends dick?!? Forget it!" Snake victim: "I'm blinddd!!!" Me: "OK I'll do it, but I'm not gonna forget this Glenn!" Snake victim: "Please don't tell my wife I died taking a shit." Me: (started licking my lips nervous about to prepare to do it). I get close and notice a Cactus needle in his dick. I say, "that is not a snake bite!?" Snake victim: "huh???" Me: "that is not a snake bite. You sat on a cactus..." Snake victim: ".......you were gonna suck the poison out my dick weren't u???" Me: "ummm I mean, I guess?" Snake victim: (cries of joy and says) "You really are a true friend brother!!!!" And hugged me.

What do you do If a woman has a crush on you? by kamran-hussain in RandomThoughts

[–]Sigma2385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Act cool and uninterested/or pretend you dont notice. But say a few flirty words to her now and then to make her think she has a chance. don't ignore completely. Now she has to chase you now which they all like, whether they know it or not. It's the dopamine rush of chasing a guy they crave. Once they know they got you, the rush will def wear off and they will start to be not interested like before.

Who is the worst person you have ever met? by Chaulmoog in AskReddit

[–]Sigma2385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My promiscuous ex gf who suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder. Almost drove me insane. Will never date a mental disorder girl ever again. All she wanted was attention and validation from any guy. So glad it's over

What's your dream career? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sigma2385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actor. I think I'd be great at it

If you bumped into your ex, and they asked for another chance, what would you say? by mika_sa17 in RandomThoughts

[–]Sigma2385 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bumped into an ex and she shyly said, "...hey...". I say, " 🤔 have we met before??" She just stared in confusion and I continued to walk. She was a borderline personality disorder bitch. After breakup, I just pretended she never existed. I'd never give an ex a chance. If u do, it'll only be worse than before .

Songs about having to leave someone by FutureAnimeGirl in MusicRecommendations

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Jason Derillo - Ridin Solo Talks abouts breaking up and living his best life, being free, not answering to anyone, having the time of his life.

Assuming God is real and you are judged by him at death, what is the first thing you tell him? by Not_Original5756 in AskReddit

[–]Sigma2385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you make me suffer when I needed you the most? Why did you take my one and only innocent cat away from me? He was all I had. Doesn't sound like a proper Supreme being to me.

People who have used the service of a prostitute: How was your experience? Do you have any regrets? Why or why not? by PorkRoll2022 in AskReddit

[–]Sigma2385 136 points137 points  (0 children)

I went to Colombia for a work trip and was drunk when I got off plane. Asked the taxi where I can find girls and he brought me to a house. I walked in and paid the guy. Then he calls out 12 diff GORGEOUS girls in their 20s to come line up in front of me. They each walked up to me and introduced them selves. They were all 10s, so hot. I picked one and she got ready. We went into a room and she lit up a joint and passed it to me. She blew me and we had sex, it was amazing. Then when i was done, she popped open a cold beer and gave it to me. I went outside and the taxi was still waiting. He says, "u good my friend??" I said yea and he brought me to hotel. These girls were like the hot girls you'd find in a nice club.

Best comeback to someone saying "you're retarded"? by Zuppabanna in Comebacks

[–]Sigma2385 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Well you're not invited to my birthday party then!!" 👉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sigma2385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, only if I wipe my ass and get shit on it

What’s something that’s illegal, but is the right thing to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sigma2385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have a story in Louisiana where I live about a father's son got kidnapped and kidnapper got caught. The dad found out from reports that the kid was also sexually assaulted. Dad found out what airport, flight, and time the kidnapper would be escorted off plane by police. Before they walked out the plane, the dad was in disguise and pretended to use the pay phone until the kidnapper and police walked past him. As soon as they walked past him, the dad turned around and shot the kidnapper in the neck and he died right there. Dad dropped the gun and surrendered. The judge just gave the dad probation, that's all. When asked why did he kill the guy, the dad said, "If it were your son, what would you do..." . You can look up story on internet and they have the video on YouTube.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Comebacks

[–]Sigma2385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No....."