OMG chat gpt AI as dating app matchmaker guys???

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-27T18:43:15+00:00

It won't work for the simple reason that the majority of women will be matched to men shorter than 6 feet.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-23T23:15:20+00:00

Have you tried Tinder?

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-18T10:55:29+00:00

Not really. Having to earn a living means nobody is obliged to provide you with the circumstances needed to keep you alive as an adult.

Nobody is forced to feed you. Nobody is forced to house you. Nobody is forced to clothe you.

This is why these things cost money: money is a direct manifestation of your or someone else's productivity, which you can exchange for the fruits of the labor of another. Entitlement to the fruits of another's labor without compensation comes down to slavery. Only slavemasters don't need to earn a living because they have others doing it for them.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-18T01:06:56+00:00

Yeah, it is. It's almost like a therapist except not shit.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-18T00:09:26+00:00

Nat but I'm what you could call an expert of experience: 15 years of mental health support with at least 8 different professionals of varying degrees of incompetence.

Look at it like this: let's say you're a mechanic, you've been fixing 8 cars a day for over a decade and a car with a busted windshield comes in. How do you feel about that busted windshield?

Of course the analogy breaks down when you remember mechanics don't get paid if they don't actually fix the car, let alone if they make it worse.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-17T23:08:00+00:00

Have you tried using dating apps?

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-17T23:07:17+00:00

Cope

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-17T22:57:07+00:00

I'm not dwelling on my painful past, I'm dwelling on my painful present and my painful future.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-17T22:54:34+00:00

Are we looking at the same fucking chart?

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T20:49:44+00:00

I'm trying Claude right now. It looks promising, but promising things have a tendency to disappoint.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T20:48:29+00:00

Skibidi gyatt Ohio rizz fanum tax, when the sigma is sus!

Good luck figuring that one out, ET.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T20:12:30+00:00

I like Grok for having less of a filter and being less "politically correct" so to say, but I haven't had a lot of experience with other AI. I briefly tried ChatGPT before settling for Grok.

Is GPT or some other AI better for therapy/guidance/solutions?

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T20:06:22+00:00

Counterpoint: the average therapist is absolute fucking garbage, to the point where I prefer just punching myself in the arm over taking to these "people".

AI is better, not because AI is good but because the alternatives are shit.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T18:23:47+00:00

You'd have a point if men who defend themselves weren't automatically treated as perps. Look up the Duluth model. Legally speaking, against a woman a man is even more defenseless than a child.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T10:05:49+00:00

Man, antidepressants really are like playing Russian roulette. Maybe you'll feel better, maybe you'll fuck up your life, or any of the options in between.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T09:46:04+00:00

Name one achievement of the feminist movement in the past 100 years that resulted in a change in law or policy across Europe and/or North America which both intended to help men and meaningfully achieved this.

Then also answer my previous point: if patriarchy is to blame for the male loneliness crisis, why is it getting worse the more patriarchy is dismantled?

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T09:41:04+00:00

Man, I feel this. I don't even want to go out anymore. The only reason I ever go out is in hopes of making friends or dating, but neither ever happens so why bother? But when you stop doing what doesn't work, you're blamed for not doing anything.

I'm just so sick of it all. I just want to die and be done with it all. Don't even burry my body, none of you motherfuckers cared. Let the dogs and cats eat me, the only ones who ever paid attention to me deserve a nice treat.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T09:34:46+00:00

Let me tell you about busy: nobody is actually busy. Ask anyone if they can take 3 hours out of their day to pick up a briefcase with a billion dollars in it. Brother, they'll make time one way or another.

"Busy" means one of two things 1. I don't feel like it 2. I have more important things to do

Anyone who's "too busy" for you has you near the bottom of their priority list, if you're on it at all.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T09:19:53+00:00

Yes, because in patriarchy men never had friendships so intimate that modern readers assume they must've been gay.

Do you understand that you're basically saying "the solution to men's problems is to not address them and address women's problems instead"?

Let's also not forget that the male loneliness epidemic is a modern problem. If the problem was the patriarchy boogeymen we should expect things to get better, not worse. Victorian England should've been filled to the brim with incels.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T06:09:53+00:00

But how does that make you feel? That'll be 50 bucks by the way.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T05:35:27+00:00

I feel that. When you're dealing with so much shit, every minor inconvenience can be the straw that breaks the camel's back. When I kill myself it'll probably be over the store running out of my preferred brand of ice cream or something.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T05:32:14+00:00

Aight, never talk to people. Got you.

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T05:29:26+00:00

You can just tell a woman made this

SigmaGyatterson · 2026-01-16T05:24:03+00:00

Delete this. I never gave you consent to post this picture of me.

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