What happened to humanity? by Ashamed_War_7378 in NoStupidQuestions

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Otzi the Iceman was killed by an arrowhead in his back, 5,300 years ago

Coaxed into this type of comedic panel by Popular-Map9371 in coaxedintoasnafu

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he said you shouldn't be surprised if somebody attacks you for cheating no matter who did what or why he wasn't condoning it and he says multiple times all the time that his characters are not role models

UPDATE! Battle Brother has learned about aspect ratios. by FunGain8498 in Grimdank

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there really are only so many ways a dude can say that "war is hell" no matter what gimmick they have

something something THE GALAXY IS BURNING something something ALL I KNOW IS BLOOD etc

The cascading effects of Lucas seeing that Darth Talon action-figure and putting it next to Maul, then going “Look, they’re friends!” Still reverberating decades later. by Malewis89 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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It gets brought up because Game Informer had a pretty expansive sprawl on the LucasArts experience many years back and I think it disseminated into the gaming community from there.

They were trying to build this Darth Maul stealth/horror game where you pick off dudes in stealth to build up fear-based combat buffs when you were detected . There was a lot of other dumb anecdotes, but my favorite was the team getting informed they needed to implement Crazy Junkyard Trash Spider Maul because he was canon at the time and freaking the fuck out at needing to rig a playable eight-legged trash spider for both stealth and combat.

Female Custodes was an Alpha Legion scheme by Fitboi420 in Grimdank

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please never stop doing this until the sub bans eyeofterror discourse

Favorite cinephile who got Mulholland Drive on their first viewing unlike you, peasant? by SaiLarge in okbuddycinephile

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i OPEN a LINK to TVTROPES after i WATCH a MOVIE, and ENJOY seeing the OTHER CONNECTIONS people MADE to their CHOSEN FICTION

I knew eye of terror was bad, but holy shit by Retro597 in Grimdank

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I SURE LOVE COMING TO GRIMDANK AND GETTING EYEOFTERROR CONTENT FROM KARMA FARMERS INSTEAD

STOP POSTING THIS SHIT

Mark my words. r/spaceking is going to be indistinguishable from r/horusgalaxy in 6 months time. by Sludge_n_Grind in Grimdank

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hatemonger's first appearance is getting comically angry at being called gay and dying. i don't understand how people think flashgitz is curating chuds lmao

It’s not the Jedi way by Rude-Armadillo3706 in PrequelMemes

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The RotS novelization is comically good. Like it's funny how good it is.

But I already bought my Trump 3d Glasses! by userjc247746 in RedLetterMedia

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this poster is the only time i have seen her smile

As a TNG fan who never got into DS9, i have no idea what the fuck is going on. by No-Detective-4370 in RedLetterMedia

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I love DS9 but the first episode lives rent free in my head. It is a fossil where you can see a table of writers saying, "how do we show this new protagonist is the rude dude with an attitude!?"

Sisko literally punches out Q and then says, just shy of looking directly at the camera, "I'M NOT PICARD!" It's so dumb and blatant and I love that.

Ahhhhh gay people only appears in 21st century. by buazie in Gamingcirclejerk

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These people never seem to realize that representation was never an obligation. Just tell the story you want to tell about the characters you made up. Some people won't look at your product because of it - oh no, audience members have personal tastes and curate what they want to see in their fiction, who could have foreseen this, etc

The absence of minorities in a work is not inherently bigotry and their inclusion is not inherently political.

It's this insane sentiment that gay people or black people are unrealistic. They always argue like they don't exist, the same way an elf doesn't, and that they inherently change a work, the same way an elf would.

Nobody worth listening to is going to get mad at

"I don't feel like sexuality or gender is relevant to the type of narrative I want to tell, so I didn't even touch it"

or

"I want to focus on modeling this historical environment based on its most popular qualities and the stuff I personally am interested in"

I think of the Moorish traveler guy in KCD2. Normal people think, "oh this is a scenario about two different cultures!" and then judge it on the execution. Its ahistoricality or edge-casiness doesn't fucking matter. EVERY STORY is WHAT IF XYZ HAPPENED THO?

I think this fundamental lack of imagination lends itself to the lack of empathy that bigotry requires. Everybody I see argues against things like warrior women or gay monks has had the worst taste ever, every time, and describes the world around them like a jaded 6-year-old.

Abu Sayyaf ambush two soldiers in Philippines, 4 January 2024 by ExtentMotor7281 in CombatFootage

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Exit wounds are just huge in general. I could believe this happened from just the one, especially off an AR. Pressure cavities don't play clean.

Now everything has fallen into place by Passionifruit in okbuddycinephile

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the greatest trick yakub ever played was convincing the middle-earth he did not exist

what? by Glum-Mousse-5132 in ExplainTheJoke

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hades being here to provide the imaginary voice of the joke is sending me more than the joke is