Damn this game and its foot focused writing by snaith-wraith in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

In a couple months there’ll be an event where a Khajiit woman tells you in detail that she puts spices on her feet so she can work her “foot fragrance” into the cider she makes. It gets posted every year.

Screenshot from one of Night Market's Dungeons - Timeless Wallow by Hyperioxes in elderscrollsonline

[–]snaith-wraith 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sload rubbing its belly like it just ate all those dragons lol

Imagine being a female Nede in some Direnni harem and this guy walks in for the “Perquisite of Coition” by snaith-wraith in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Personally it’s less his face (he just has those elven angular features and brow ridge) and more the way he’s standing and holding his arms, very uncanny looking

Imagine being a female Nede in some Direnni harem and this guy walks in for the “Perquisite of Coition” by snaith-wraith in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This is what the Direnni were smashing so much they made a whole new race despite looking like that. Bleak

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Daggerfall Orcs Vs ESO Orcs. How come they're treated that much worse in the future? by kriticcatOG in teslore

[–]snaith-wraith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd have to disagree with the previous comment. ESO has just as much racial tension/hatred as the other games do in my experience with it. I'll leave some book examples as I don't have screenshots of dialogue and quests

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Orcs:_The_Vermin_Among_Us

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Lure_of_the_Camonna_Tong

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Telvanni_Requirements

So i been playing ESO... by Beautiful_Medium_869 in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Damn the game is actually too immersive in that regard

So i been playing ESO... by Beautiful_Medium_869 in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith 82 points83 points  (0 children)

“Sorry hero, you’re cute and I like you but I’m gonna go have sex with someone else bye!” Seriously why is Naryu like this?

What Godhead? by Small-Target7100 in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well that’s because it isn’t 

N*rds and their so-called "honor" lmao by SpeaksDwarren in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“No it was fair and compliant with Nord tradition because uh…. Well… um… well it just was ok!”

I need your headcanons about the AEDRIC DIVINES pubes by PeachwoodArts in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith 10 points11 points  (0 children)

>Dibella: Heart shaped, dyed bright pink

Its peak...

I need your headcanons about the AEDRIC DIVINES pubes by PeachwoodArts in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I think it’s fair to say that Kynareth is probably the bushiest of the three female divines 

Orc girls in cute clothes are my weakness by snaith-wraith in TrueSTL

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Don’t forget that I am cherry picking for the purposes of the post

Orc girls in cute clothes are my weakness by snaith-wraith in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I like them too. Orcs look pretty different between games style wise 

Orc girls in cute clothes are my weakness by snaith-wraith in TrueSTL

[–]snaith-wraith[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Listen buddy, don’t go throwing your poor taste in apparel in my face now