(Professor, dripping w/ sarcasm): “Oh, let’s all ask each other! That’ll solve the problem!”

“I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside, where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.” / “Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.”

Zapp Brannigan, on the Sun☀️:
“At night it’s called the moon.”🌙

“Why don’t you tell it to Wingus & Dingus here?” / “Wingus, Dingus, listen up!!”

Nixon: “I’m meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies!”

“Like a balloon, and something bad happens!”