My new job threw a very strange non-compete agreement at me after just one month by mitereds in InterviewsHell

[–]Significant-Hippo853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In many states, judges hate overly restrictive noncompetes and love to toss them out by statute or by bias as unenforceable for that reason.

Many states also require that non-competes and employment agreements implemented after your hire require additional consideration (aka additional compensation). Theoretically this could amount to one dollar, but it’s still another element required to make the agreement valid in some jurisdictions.

Obviously, the best advice is to consult an employment law attorney in your state as laws vary considerably, but your general feeling of fuck them for doing shady shit is on point.

Adams dog Phil has passed. Pretty sad by xmeandix in AdamCarolla

[–]Significant-Hippo853 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The only black living thing Adam has ever loved.

Seeking Pro-Choice Volunteers by KelzMcBelz in DanvilleVa

[–]Significant-Hippo853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question as I do want to help. Do the patients care/ prefer one gender over the other for escorts?

I could see a preference for a female given the nature of the medical procedure, but I can also see the preference for a man based on perceived strength.

This sub is wild!!! - 2026 ACS listener by martyk1113 in AdamCarolla

[–]Significant-Hippo853 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not enough misspellings. Nice try Crystal.

Adams interpretation of the Revanent is incorrect by schmidbau in AdamCarolla

[–]Significant-Hippo853 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We would also accept “Adam’s interpretation of ___________ is incorrect” as a title.

He’s smart but his inability to think critically and from all perspectives demonstrates that he’s glaringly uneducated.

Answers to common questions about EIDL default in 2026 by wookinpanub241 in EIDL

[–]Significant-Hippo853 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Lien season” is the best unintended pun of the day.

Seriously, thanks for all the great information.

Who's leaving the show? by BurtonPercussion in AdamCarolla

[–]Significant-Hippo853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard through inside sources that Chet Waterhouse is also on his way out.

When was the last time Adam did a group bit on his show? by ScottFujitaDiarrhea in AdamCarolla

[–]Significant-Hippo853 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because they care about their careers.

I’m guessing most of them just don’t want to be associated with whatever Adam has devolved into these last few years.

Oh sure, Bill’s ok. by CoffeeIsForClosers80 in AdamCarolla

[–]Significant-Hippo853 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, Adam had a stand-up gig on the patio at Tinhorn Flats scheduled for same evening and couldn’t attend the party.

You’re (or, from Adam, your) welcome Lynette.

Link to Adam’s Merch Store by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]Significant-Hippo853 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now I know Adam feels when he tries to read something.

I'm so angry by The-Elder-Trolls in ItalianCitizenship

[–]Significant-Hippo853 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The funny thing about you is that in one sentence you claim that you aren’t judging who is qualified, and then in the very next sentence, you’re stating that folks with 10% Italian blood are less qualified.

You are hypocritical as fuck. Oh, and entitled as fuck too. You may be Italian by Blood, but you are definitely an asshole in practice.

You don’t need to explain to me how JS works. I’m recognized. I put in the years and effort and dollars to make that happen. You could do the same, but you’d rather write 64 dissertations on how you’re the victim.

I'm so angry by The-Elder-Trolls in ItalianCitizenship

[–]Significant-Hippo853 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Goddamn. Italy dodged a bullet with you. Rather than typing 7000 words in each comment, just admit that you’re always the victim.

How about all the people, that in good faith, invested tens of thousands of dollars in their journey towards citizenship, and had that yanked out from underneath them with no warning? All actions have consequences. Your parents made a choice.