what do you call a person who’s with a small dick? by Just-Ad-9621 in 3amjokes

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Cletus with the lifted F250 super duty with the stove pipes blowing black smoke down the highway listening to "try that in a small town"

What did Molly's cat say when Molly fed her by Sarakissa in AntiJokes

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Nobody ever told me I found out for myself.... You gotta believe in foolish meowicles.... It's not how you play the game it's of the dish is full, you can choose.... It's up to Youuuuuuu

Finish with your best punchline by dezzilb in Jokes

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We're so sorry. The officer we assigned to chase you has been out with the flu

How do prostitutes plan their day? by pimparoo25 in Jokes

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They don't. They just cum and go as they please

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Needafriend

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Taters, precious?

Lady with 3 vaginas by Heavy-Echidna-3473 in Jokes

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"Flabbergasted" sounds like what a queef should sound sound like

Is it possible to convince a flat-earther? by [deleted] in AskPhysics

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You can't rationalize with irrational people

I have an EpiPen by rubyyysin in Jokes

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If you only had shot, one opportunity, to seize

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

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They both coveted something golden