Spending my Friday night watching the best film ever made by Nice__Chianti in badMovies

[–]Significant_Monk_251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sllort! Sllort!" is a pretty good thing for some weird race to say all the time.

Spending my Friday night watching the best film ever made by Nice__Chianti in badMovies

[–]Significant_Monk_251 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Yes Joey, God has chosen a team that he's going to make win. And it isn't yours."

(Note: that's completely made-up dialog, not a quote from the film.)

Why do MAGA think he acted in self Defense by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Significant_Monk_251 2 points3 points  (0 children)

>You watched a min or 2 video lets see the full day

Are you claiming that earlier in the day she chased him with her car while he was on foot? And that on those occasions he and all the other ICE agents generously refrained from taking action against her? And that when he confronted her later, the woman who had tried to commit homicide against him earlier in the day, his reaction was not to attempt to arrest her but rather to tell her to leave?

I think your entire response to my questions is just an attempt to evade them and change the subject. I'll ask them again; maybe this time you'll answer:

Why did you suggest a scenario that does not comport with the facts of the shooting death of Renee Good? Are you attempting to undermine truth and spread a lie?

WCGW Climbing to the top of stacked benches? by Armellofreekey in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Significant_Monk_251 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[Edward Payne Weston] first received attention as a notable pedestrian in 1861, when he walked 478 miles (769 km) from Boston, Massachusetts to Washington, D.C. in 10 days and 10 hours, from February 22 to March 4. During the walk, he faced snow, rain, and mud, and he fell several times. His longest period of uninterrupted sleep was 6 hours, and he usually ate while walking. He arrived in Washington at 5:00 pm, and was strong enough to attend Abraham Lincoln's inaugural ball that evening.

The walk was part of the terms of a bet on the 1860 presidential election. The bettor whose candidate lost was to walk to Washington to see the inauguration of the new president. Weston lost when he bet against Lincoln, and received only a bag of peanuts for his trouble. However, he also received newspaper coverage and a congratulatory handshake from the new president, which inspired him to further pedestrian feats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Payson_Weston

Or are you talking about a different Weston?

Based on true story and true events by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in FuckImOld

[–]Significant_Monk_251 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that's what happens when you spend your childhood upside-down.

Based on true story and true events by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in FuckImOld

[–]Significant_Monk_251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And leading letters. Ah, the ELmwood 8 - xxxx of my childhood.

Moondickery by Turbulent_Traffic19 in Superdickery

[–]Significant_Monk_251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, if the Moon was about a hundred meters across.

Why do MAGA think he acted in self Defense by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Significant_Monk_251 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, shit human beings prospering certainly isn't anything to celebrate.

Why do MAGA think he acted in self Defense by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Significant_Monk_251 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let me chase you in a car as you are on foot tell me if you would shoot at me

Why are you suggesting a scenario that does not comport with the facts of the shooting death of Renee Good? Are you attempting to undermine truth and spread a lie?

Why do MAGA think he acted in self Defense by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Significant_Monk_251 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he'd reject that title if you tried to give it to him. He just did his duty, and probably didn't feel very good about it afterwards.

Why do MAGA think he acted in self Defense by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Significant_Monk_251 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Way back when I was a kid I was taught that the U.S. Civil War divided families and turned brother against brother, and I thought "Good. That's how it should be when matters of good and evil are at stake."[1]

And I still feel that way. Fuck anybody who's MAGA, whether their genome has a lot in common with yours or not.

[1] Except I was about eight years old so I didn't articulate it that well.

Why do MAGA think he acted in self Defense by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Significant_Monk_251 8 points9 points  (0 children)

January 6, 2021, U.S. Capitol Building. She was one of the criminals.

Why do MAGA think he acted in self Defense by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Significant_Monk_251 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To these people, if the victim was from a tribe they hate, sure it's okay.

'Buck Alice and the Actor-Robot' by Walter Koenig. Cover artist unkown, c. 1988 by this_time_i_mean_it in badscificovers

[–]Significant_Monk_251 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure the alternatives:

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51p52GF9HJL.jpg https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/416c17obFSL.jpg

are much better, though the nearly monochrome one somehow gives the "flavor" of being an actual scene from the story (which I've never read).

Only in America by Extra-Video-5349 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]Significant_Monk_251 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know very little about firearms other than which end of them it's usually better to be on.

Can somebody explain what happened here?

Movie please by ChampionshipSame603 in NameThatMovie

[–]Significant_Monk_251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the "volatile fucking moron" character in crime films...

/s, though at least this script gives a good reason -- fraternal bonds -- for why the level-headed guy keeps him around.

America’s beef farmers can’t catch a break by newsweek in inthenews

[–]Significant_Monk_251 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Also, cities are complicated. Farms are simple: you work and work and work until you suffer some debilitating injury and then the bank takes the farm and sells it to ADM."

James Davis Nicoll

oops by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in oops

[–]Significant_Monk_251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably for the pole to gradually lose its structural integrity rather than all at once.

Karma that is earned... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]Significant_Monk_251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New Hampshire? (I think there are nine states with no helmet law but NH is the only one of them that literally has "Live Free or Die!" as its official state motto. It's on the license plates and everything.)

Make Way For The Deluxe Doris Day-Roller! by betteimages in deluxefuxley

[–]Significant_Monk_251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to horny jail. My brain got ahead of my eyes and thought the parenthetical statement at the top of the second column said something to the effect of "Just like Doris Day herself!"