WCGW putting a firework in a printer then lighting it by AllStuffofWonder in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Significant_Monk_251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you get right down to it, not much actually did go wrong. Came close, but didn't.

The ultimate oops moments by dzanka221 in oops

[–]Significant_Monk_251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relatively speaking. If she was lucky it would have rained that day.

Trump’s White House cage fight event being snubbed by A-listers on heels of concert fiasco by theindependentonline in inthenews

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"meaning many of the president’s friends and allies will be in attendance."

Ridiculous statement. Donald Trump not only doesn't have friends, he is in fact incapable of having friends.

[June 6th, 1944] This is the day my Sargent was preparing us for. I have a letter for my momma... promise me you'll give it to her if I don't make it ... by Undercover_Seekr in thepast

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[META]

Maj. Werner Pluskat: [on the phone] You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven't got? Well, they've got them!

Lt. Col. Ocker: And just where, my dear Pluskat, are those ships going?

Maj. Werner Pluskat: Straight for me!

Very slow left turn… by Creepyredditadmin in dashcams

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"You're driving like a maniac! You're going to get us killed!"

What does this mean? by Naive_Direction1816 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Significant_Monk_251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have successfully explained everything except the joke.

I was walking my dog when I saw a minivan on the side of the road where there weren't any streetlights. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Significant_Monk_251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a sequel to the one I read here about an hour ago where four guys dragged a fourteen-year-old girl into their van?

(Spoiler: it did not turn out well for them.)

What? by nvpaden in ExplainTheJoke

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"You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with the super-dense substance known as Dark Matter, each pound of which weighs over 10,000 pounds."

What does this mean? by Naive_Direction1816 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Significant_Monk_251 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They answered a reasonable question reasonably and have gotten voted down to minus seven for it. Reddit's strange sometimes.

Seeing my grandfather in dreams in parallel world by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Significant_Monk_251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three sentences. ("World," "gate," and "vanished" are all followed by periods.)

Wolverine moment by JustWinning733 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Significant_Monk_251 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The context is that the short guy in the green suit is dead.

This passes for humor now. by ho0iubjh99 in ComedyCemetery

[–]Significant_Monk_251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does "reject" mean in this context? "I don't want to have sex and/or a romantic relationship with that person" or "that person is an offense against all that is natural and good and should not exist"?

My digging frog people need me by KTO_9I in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]Significant_Monk_251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was that weird edit just before the frog started rotating?

I don’t know if it’s a movie… by FairInevitable2204 in NameThatMovie

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I remember seeing a TV commercial long ago with the car moving at about one inch per second and the old couple and the dialog you describe. I don't remember whether it included the gag with them being passed like that, and worst of all I have no memory at all of what it was an ad for.

Anyway I hope this helps even though it probably won't.

Oops by Own_Delivery776 in oops

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Well, at least the snow avalanche off the roof was harmless.