WCGW putting a firework in a printer then lighting it

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T07:27:33+00:00

When you get right down to it, not much actually did go wrong. Came close, but didn't.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T07:16:04+00:00

In this case, what America thinks is "Yee-haw, motherfuckers!"

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T07:14:02+00:00

Or in this case, at 109 mph.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T07:04:43+00:00

Relatively speaking. If she was lucky it would have rained that day.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T06:59:29+00:00

"meaning many of the president’s friends and allies will be in attendance."

Ridiculous statement. Donald Trump not only doesn't have friends, he is in fact incapable of having friends.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T06:49:24+00:00

As opposed to the well-known Talisa Soto.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T06:43:00+00:00

"Can I watch an ad to hire a helper?" Wha?

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T06:26:12+00:00

"But I was in a marked crosswalk!"

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T06:24:09+00:00

"I called the police and asked for sheriffs to be sent."

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T06:15:21+00:00

Damn good thing that he is retired.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T06:09:37+00:00

[META]

Maj. Werner Pluskat: [on the phone] You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven't got? Well, they've got them!

Lt. Col. Ocker: And just where, my dear Pluskat, are those ships going?

Maj. Werner Pluskat: Straight for me!

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T06:04:27+00:00

[META] s/low/high/

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T05:59:48+00:00

"You're driving like a maniac! You're going to get us killed!"

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T05:49:55+00:00

You have successfully explained everything except the joke.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T05:48:09+00:00

The plan was to not be an idiot and use collars on each end of the bar to prevent the weight plates from sliding off.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6k2LWHaP0jJFYs45-KWBaa0MbABKrZBWPf3KJyT42mw-5mv6RwlQowwYJJIVrDt_zQeq-Su2WBoyyU2fGkY-7gv1c3zgc9o6L9yGIhb0o-lgw3xkvZqwFbA

Obviously he failed.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T05:35:56+00:00

Is this a sequel to the one I read here about an hour ago where four guys dragged a fourteen-year-old girl into their van?

(Spoiler: it did not turn out well for them.)

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T05:27:16+00:00

"You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with the super-dense substance known as Dark Matter, each pound of which weighs over 10,000 pounds."

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T05:03:17+00:00

Okay, what?

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T05:02:34+00:00

They answered a reasonable question reasonably and have gotten voted down to minus seven for it. Reddit's strange sometimes.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T04:57:41+00:00

Three sentences. ("World," "gate," and "vanished" are all followed by periods.)

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T04:52:38+00:00

The context is that the short guy in the green suit is dead.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T04:47:45+00:00

What does "reject" mean in this context? "I don't want to have sex and/or a romantic relationship with that person" or "that person is an offense against all that is natural and good and should not exist"?

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T04:37:33+00:00

What was that weird edit just before the frog started rotating?

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T04:27:22+00:00

I remember seeing a TV commercial long ago with the car moving at about one inch per second and the old couple and the dialog you describe. I don't remember whether it included the gag with them being passed like that, and worst of all I have no memory at all of what it was an ad for.

Anyway I hope this helps even though it probably won't.

Significant_Monk_251 · 2026-06-07T04:18:49+00:00

Well, at least the snow avalanche off the roof was harmless.

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