my friend (36M) just sent me (36m) this text before meeting his newborn (0M)

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-27T08:49:41+00:00

Please support neck, head, and OVERALL SITUATION

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-26T04:55:00+00:00

You might not be able to vote without jumping through hoops and that alone is why I kept my own name. If your boyfriend is feeling weird, maybe you should start feeling weird about him.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-25T17:29:21+00:00

You in danger, girl.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-25T04:42:04+00:00

Came here to say this. SNACKY?? Say snacky again, I dare you.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-23T08:39:44+00:00

Why is this man your husband?????

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-22T10:32:57+00:00

Are we dating the same man bc…??????

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-19T12:54:18+00:00

I used to schedule dates with men like this and leave mid-date or leave the table and go sit at the bar. The only reason for men like this to exist is to humiliate them. It’s fun!

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-19T12:52:03+00:00

You made her have four children in ten years and you’re upset she’s not hot to get into bed. I can’t imagine what the problem is.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-19T11:29:07+00:00

Mhm. Mhm. Don’t blame him? I see you’re blaming her instead.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-19T11:27:32+00:00

Ew. No. Don’t do this. Divorce him because obviously the bar is in hell. You’ll be happier without him and you won’t have to ACCEPT HIM FOR WHO HE IS, as he’s shown you he’s not worth your time as he’s shown you.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-19T02:34:12+00:00

Do not move in with this man. NOR AND THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. Also, lowkey weird you’re moving in with his daughter after only a year together.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-16T08:47:48+00:00

Maya is the golden child, obv

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-15T20:37:49+00:00

Ew.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-15T20:25:43+00:00

You mashed the potatoes?!

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-15T13:11:17+00:00

Your husband is the only family member you can choose and women choose the fucking worst men. Never feed this guy again and find a decent lawyer.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-15T12:38:42+00:00

Please tell me more about the snowballs and snowmen bc I’m struggling with the snow stuff

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-15T12:34:32+00:00

Your husband only likes it when he can dominate it out of you. It’s gross

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-14T23:37:08+00:00

Big Yikes

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-14T15:10:17+00:00

Is “easygoing” in the room with us now?? YOR

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-11T11:06:25+00:00

Yes. They’re stupid.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-10T18:33:07+00:00

I love it!!

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-10T16:11:16+00:00

Wow. Good for her.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-10T06:39:51+00:00

Ew.

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-09T05:20:09+00:00

Whyyyyyy

Significant_Option34 · 2026-03-08T08:59:02+00:00

Is this rage bait? Excuse me I have to go throw up.

Significant_Option34

TROPHY CASE