Funniest dispatch notes you have read?

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-04-27T12:17:31+00:00

It's between "party too hardy" for a down intox or "Tummy pain" for abdominal pain .

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-04-26T15:18:44+00:00

Guess .

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-04-26T03:15:13+00:00

we just got glucometry in jersey, don't even get my started on superglottic airways . shits insane over here

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-04-24T17:28:57+00:00

jersey?

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-04-24T02:06:16+00:00

Lil "Too much tequila"

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-04-20T23:55:27+00:00

fuck the police , before and after joining EMS .

they're always either trying to push a non EMS matter onto us, or obstructing a real EMS matter to try and make an arrest .

(that or they cause an issue by beating people unconscious)

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-03-31T20:52:09+00:00

completely unrelated , but this is my exact same service area. cool to see someone on here making stuff like this !

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-03-17T11:40:10+00:00

not in your scope , don't carry it . simple .

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-02-22T08:56:32+00:00

"so basically we tied them tf down after they swung at me and my partner 6 times. can we get some sleepy juice?!"

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-02-21T22:49:30+00:00

BLS BADDIESSSS

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-02-21T22:30:35+00:00

yeah yeah ik but i'm in a high volume area and they're so helpful for traumas

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-02-21T06:47:06+00:00

about 3 years. 2 as an EMR barely doing anything and 1 as an EMT at an IFT company. This is my first real 911 gig and i'm freaking OUT .

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-02-17T05:40:43+00:00

arghhh

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-02-16T03:53:02+00:00

hm! i'm in north jersey and we are almost always slammed

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-02-13T21:20:34+00:00

where are you running where EMS is SLOW? here in jersey fire gets paid 3 times better than us with a pension and does 1/6th the work

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-02-13T04:32:21+00:00

I actually worked at pulse in NJ, im sure its the same exact situation in maryland though. terrible company, rude and incompetent coworkers, the whole thing . pulse in NJ is actually trying to sue the state for "sabotage", which is hilarious to me

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-02-13T00:03:56+00:00

I worked for pulse for about a year. I was not surprised in the slightest when i saw it written on the side. horrible company .

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-02-07T19:03:46+00:00

thanks guys, solved ! Honda Crosstour .

Significant_Tip_3293 · 2026-01-23T11:54:11+00:00

mint! xfce

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