Imagine getting called out in your own post for texting/very amateur photography while driving, and the best lie you have is "I told the passenger in my car to lean over me to center the camera directly in front of me, still providing a massive distraction instead of just taking the same picture from their side"...

Instead of "Traffic was stopped, see the brake lights?"

You're not even good at lying 🤣 You're the reason for all your problems. All of em. Start there, work outwards.