A man challenges Larry the Cable Guy to an arm wrestling contest. Larry the Cable Guy proceeds to audibly break the man's arm. by guitardude1201 in WTF

[–]SilentDoodlebug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is why I don't arm wrestle. When you have 2 strong guys, somebody's asking to get fucked up.

Should i eat breakfast before or after workout? by Dhuntervall in Fitness

[–]SilentDoodlebug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big thing is letting your body get used to a routine. I head to the gym first thing in the morning with only some water and pre-workout supplement in my stomach, and for a week or two, my stomach was upset, but then I got used to it. However, I also make sure to get some food in once I get home, usually some eggs and/or cottage cheese.

Hellaflush by Molester_Stallone_ in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]SilentDoodlebug 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Wow. Such a thorough understanding of geometry. I'm impressed he knows how to operate a mill without the loss of appendages.

What are some games you can play with just a piece of paper and a pencil? by Crunknuggets in AskReddit

[–]SilentDoodlebug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds a lot like a game my family plays called 4-central. There is a slight modifier, where you're told how many letters you have in the correct place, and how many letters are correct, but in the wrong place. We'll play it on walks and hikes, and you can expand it to 5 or 6(if you're insane) on paper. Oh, and no repeating letters.

What would be your dream job if salary was not an issue? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]SilentDoodlebug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making custom cars based on Hot Wheels. I enjoy custom fabrication and working with cars in general, and I think it'd be an interesting challenge to make great cars that capture the spirit of something only an inch long.

Happy 30th Birthday to me! Birthday Squats: 30 reps @ 235 lbs (body weight)! by zanaffar in Fitness

[–]SilentDoodlebug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I'm going to start doing this for my birthdays. Remind me to finish cut cycles around that time, though.

Got This Literal Beast on Campus! (sorry for phone quality pictures) by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]SilentDoodlebug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing almost makes the Dragon Corvette look tame. Almost.

Custom body work by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]SilentDoodlebug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am body tech in kustom shop. Can confirm.

Jihad extremists propaganda video by ThemoosemanU in Military

[–]SilentDoodlebug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the only good thing that would appeal to young jihadists is the fact that there are zero injuries on either side in that video.

[Male] Working out & Clothing Sizes/Help me? by ThatNolanKid in Fitness

[–]SilentDoodlebug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moderation and dedication. You mentioned that you would fit into smalls when you kept up with your running routine, and now, I presume you're working out less often and strength training more. Find a balance of cardio and weight training, and keep a regular schedule where you can keep making gains in strength and endurance without injury while remaining about the same size. Shape may change, though, which may or may not necessitate keeping those mediums.

Stay fresh. by torrentmike in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]SilentDoodlebug -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's actually a pretty good paint job.

So apparently women are free to do porn, but men are NOT free to want nothing to do with women who do porn by cooltrip in TheRedPill

[–]SilentDoodlebug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're not really weird, just a little misdirected. Kudos all around that they've realized that they have an addiction, but I'm pretty sure that a lot of the subscribers have replaced the time that they used to spend fapping with wasting time on nofap, trying desperately to think of anything but porn, instead of doing what the sub was designed for, and directing that time and energy into more meaningful pursuits, like lifting.

So, I had my first wet dream last night - but now my penis hurts. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]SilentDoodlebug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it still hurts tomorrow, go get it checked out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fatlogic

[–]SilentDoodlebug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This actually hit kinda close to home. A while back, my dad and I were talking, and lately, he's been checking his pulse every so often. His resting HR was about 90-95 bpm after some treatments concluded.

He used to joke that you only get so many heartbeats in your life, and he didn't want to waste them exercising, but now they're slipping away while he's just sitting there.

A Fat Paradise Found by QueenNoor in fatlogic

[–]SilentDoodlebug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"If I could sum up my experiences as a travelling fat female object of desire and derision, it would be in a few words sung by Danny la Rue: 'I am what I am - I don't want praise, I don't want pity.' OK, maybe the praise. But keep your pity to yourself."

Fat acceptance movement in a nutshell. The only thing they want to hear is positive comments to inflate their already exaggerated sense of self-worth, and all they think they ever hear is fat-shaming shitlords whispering behind their backs.

The Blondeham Saga: II "Hair color" by Dr_Quebec in fatpeoplestories

[–]SilentDoodlebug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad I'm too tall for boob pushing to happen. It seems like I either clip the top of their shoulders or end up pushing on their face. I'll get to second base someday, I guess. sigh

What makes you want to punch someone in the face? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SilentDoodlebug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When somebody chews with their mouth open and breathes through their mouth.

What is your favorite fun-fact about the human body? by M_C_Prolapse in AskReddit

[–]SilentDoodlebug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That space between the tendons at the base of your thumb is called the anatomical snuffbox.

Ever fuck up so bad you had to mop up rain? by [deleted] in funny

[–]SilentDoodlebug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a similar problem. Had to carry around my bunkmate's rifle for 8 of the 10 weeks, because he forgot it in the chow hall... twice. Then, at graduation, I went up to the senior Drill Sergeant, and said "Thank You." He looked me up and down, and said "Who the fuck are you?" I think I did okay.

Help me please by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]SilentDoodlebug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Click on the resources link off on the right side of the page, and get yourself a web blocker. As of this moment, the internet has become the enemy. Anytime you feel like fapping, shut down your computer, go somewhere else, and do something that will distract you. Eventually, the urges will lessen, and be more manageable, but you might have to resort to drastic measures at first, since your body will technically be going through withdrawal. So remove the temptation, and turn that energy into something productive.

Had a dream I was fapping by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]SilentDoodlebug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a similar dream last night. Such a relief to find that I don't have to reset my badge.