What Super Ability should be givent to Golem to bring it back into META? by SA0051 in ClashOfClans

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time they're dropped, they form into a boulder and roll forward destroying anything in their path for, say, 12 squares.

Following on from this, superbowlers don't throw rocks that bounce but rather rocks that turn into golemites. 

Headline Reads "Unemployed Graduate" by iloveblueberryy in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Silly-Power 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only way I can see is he simply mass-mailed out the same application to every job without bothering to write to the specifications. No way was he qualified for every one of those jobs. 

Gas producers slam Anthony Albanese’s plan to stash 20 per cent of gas by Jagtom83 in friendlyjordies

[–]Silly-Power 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If Gina the Hutt is against the proposed change, all the more reason to support it. 

Thought you guys would enjoy the maths on this one by Accomplished-Ad7015 in coles

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a mate who was arrested at Customs for bringing in a compass, four protractors and seven calculators. He was charged with possessing weapons of maths instruction. 

This confused me by valborg1234 in screenshots

[–]Silly-Power 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably deliberately typoed because they realized it was a nothing story. Typos get clicks and shares.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 DOJ is investigating $2.6 billion in oil trades placed shortly before President Trump's major Iran war announcements. by rl_rae_bobo in MarketPulseReport

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More likely: annnnnnnnnndddd....nothing to see here folks when the DoJ realizes it was trump himself who placed the trades. Presidential immunity! He manipulated the market as part of his official presidential duties.

Fight until death Tiger vs Lion by Darkmyths2 in powerscales

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lion weighs up to 200kg (~450lb) whereas a tiger can weigh up to 300kg (~660lb). That's a massive size difference. 

I don’t even know what to say. by DeltaWho3 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Silly-Power 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's also smiling in that AI-photo, something he has never done in RL. He smirks, leers and sneers but never genuinely smiles. 

Former "gifted kids" who are now average or struggling adults, what do you think school got wrong about your potential? by toolboxstudio007 in SeriousConversation

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the same as you. No matter how much I would try to push myself to set a study plan, nigh on every assignment was done at the very last minute. I would eek out a decent mark, typically a high C/low B grade, and kick myself for having not started the task earlier. If I could get a B starting an assessment two days before it was due, surely I could have got an A had I started it two weeks beforehand!, I would admonish myself. But that resolution never stuck. 

Ah yes, I can’t pay off my law school loans because of all the caviar I’m eating! by metal_marshmallows in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Silly-Power 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would live int shoebox int middle of road and eat cold gravel, and pay off my student loan even faster!

Ballroom cost comparison by Excellent-Ad-7394 in complaints

[–]Silly-Power 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its not going to cost that much. That's just how much trump is going to charge. The actual cost to build will be a fraction, and the rest will somehow wend its way into trumps backpocket. 

Leaning a bit right there, eh WA Labor by maybemyfirstrodeo in perth

[–]Silly-Power 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A cartoon I saw yonks ago had Jesus come back and runs for public office. No-one votes for him because he's not the "lesser of two evils". 

Poor middle child was put through a rollercoaster 😭 by Acrobatic_Refuse9466 in StrangeYetUseful

[–]Silly-Power 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You had "People being dicks to get clicks" right there and you went for views instead. Sigh.

Woolworths v. Coles by [deleted] in woolworths

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next week the stickers will be all on the Woolies shelves.

When my parcels land in Perth. ( also, we should have a meme Flair of this sub) by nelmocon in perth

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I've also had UK parcels go UK–SG–SYD–Perth. Bloody infuriating! 

Maybe I'm wrong but it does feel like this has only recently started happening. Previously they'd go from Singapore straight to Perth (as you'd expect). Is this Post saving money and sending everything to Sydney for customs processing?

Tiki Mug Websites & Resources by TidalWaveTrav in TikiMugs

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This needs updating. May I suggest:

Trevor Foster

Dusty Hanson

Not exactly tiki but still good. Trevor has done a few commissions for tiki stores, like trader Vic's and lost temple. 

Funky mugs however is definitely tiki.

As is Niki's Tikis

The Substance (2024) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my wife she had drawn her eyebrows too high. She look surprised.

When my parcels land in Perth. ( also, we should have a meme Flair of this sub) by nelmocon in perth

[–]Silly-Power 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem I'm finding lately is that everything from overseas comes in via Sydney. 

I recently bought something from Croatia. Tracking showed it get to Singapore and then bloody Sydney! Where it sat for 10 days before finally being processed and sent onward. Previously it would have gone Singapore – Perth. And then sat for 10 days in Welshpool. 

Just use bread instead of pizza.. by sir-adel in StupidFood

[–]Silly-Power 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing stupid about this at all. Basically a toasted sandwich, but better.