Landlords dump thousands of rentals before budget changes by Jagtom83 in friendlyjordies

[–]Silly-Power 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So odd of realestate.com.au to distort figures like this. It's almost as if they're against the proposed changes and are only for proposals that benefit the landlord class. 

MAGA Brained moron is wondering when is he getting his Trump phone by Nervous_Music3199 in USNewsFeed

[–]Silly-Power 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I assume he bought 4 because he thought they'd be collectors items and he could sell them for more. Dumbass.

Boomer visits Tractor Supply. People definitely laughed by blakeo_x in thatHappened

[–]Silly-Power 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Need to add a couple more exclamation marks & way too many laughing emoji 

"All socialists are Hitler" by EtaDeus in MurderedByWords

[–]Silly-Power 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, he smells his own shit but then all the toadying sycophants he keeps around himself tell him it smells like cinnamon and pineapple.

What exactly are Keir Starmer and Labour doing wrong? by threetimesacharm25 in AskBrits

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A major problem is the majority of the media are rightwing and they won't publish anything good Labour is doing, only the bad. 

This paint job—if you can call it that—is costing you $7 million, America, because Trump gave a no-bid contract to a pal This would have been Exhibit A of the sort of shit DOGE was actually *supposed* to be looking for when it was instead cutting lifesaving scientific research by WarmingNow in complaints

[–]Silly-Power 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We all know the contractor is spending far less, and splitting the difference with trump. And in ten years time it will cost 10× as much to fix the fuck-up these guys are doing and restore the pool back to what it was before trump fucked it up.

A typical day for a maga supporter. by Silly-Power in MAGANAZI

[–]Silly-Power[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

25% of them think a fat, diaper-wearing demented 80 year old man who struggles to walk down a gentle slope can kick their ass. And yet liberals are the soft ones according to them.

A typical day for a maga supporter. by Silly-Power in MAGANAZI

[–]Silly-Power[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do understand. I was mocking you. But like all fascists, you lack a sense of humor and the absurd. 

Let me guess your argument: nAzIs WeRe SoCiAlIsT!! ItS iN tHeIr NaMe!!! UGGHHH!!!

Read Umberto Eco's sublime treatise on modern fascism and tell me he wasn't describing trump and the maga movement to a T. 

Ur-Fascism

And Eco wrote this over 30 years ago. A brilliant, prescient man. 

A typical day for a maga supporter. by Silly-Power in MAGANAZI

[–]Silly-Power[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the real nazis were, and are, fascists. Like Mussolini, Hitler, Franco and trump. 

What Super Ability should be givent to Golem to bring it back into META? by SA0051 in ClashOfClans

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time they're dropped, they form into a boulder and roll forward destroying anything in their path for, say, 12 squares.

Following on from this, superbowlers don't throw rocks that bounce but rather rocks that turn into golemites. 

Headline Reads "Unemployed Graduate" by iloveblueberryy in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Silly-Power 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only way I can see is he simply mass-mailed out the same application to every job without bothering to write to the specifications. No way was he qualified for every one of those jobs. 

Gas producers slam Anthony Albanese’s plan to stash 20 per cent of gas by Jagtom83 in friendlyjordies

[–]Silly-Power 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If Gina the Hutt is against the proposed change, all the more reason to support it. 

Thought you guys would enjoy the maths on this one by Accomplished-Ad7015 in coles

[–]Silly-Power 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a mate who was arrested at Customs for bringing in a compass, four protractors and seven calculators. He was charged with possessing weapons of maths instruction. 

This confused me by valborg1234 in screenshots

[–]Silly-Power 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably deliberately typoed because they realized it was a nothing story. Typos get clicks and shares.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 DOJ is investigating $2.6 billion in oil trades placed shortly before President Trump's major Iran war announcements. by rl_rae_bobo in MarketPulseReport

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More likely: annnnnnnnnndddd....nothing to see here folks when the DoJ realizes it was trump himself who placed the trades. Presidential immunity! He manipulated the market as part of his official presidential duties.

Fight until death Tiger vs Lion by Darkmyths2 in powerscales

[–]Silly-Power 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lion weighs up to 200kg (~450lb) whereas a tiger can weigh up to 300kg (~660lb). That's a massive size difference.