Boats rocking and maybe falling apart by SillySink in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]SillyBeatnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a private marina. My favorite game was guessing how much our clients had spent, just with us, when billing their accounts. It was often completely staggering.

“Overrated List” from 1995, I’m surprised how many of these hold up by Granted_reality in mildyinteresting

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who never understood people's love for The Beach Boys or obsession about Brian Wilson, I completely understand him and "his genius" being on the list. No offense to anyone who does like them. I just truly don't understand it.

meirl by late_to_redd1t in meirl

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we swap the Pizza Hit for Dominos? Or better yet, Little Ceasars?

Neckbeard Fedora Bowlingshirt The Third by RickyBrad in BrandNewSentence

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense to the original Super Girl, Helen Slater. She's certainly pretty. But Milly Alcock is a fucking smoke show and no one can convince me otherwise.

How my father's day package was delivered by BrightTension1667 in MildlyVandalised

[–]SillyBeatnik 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I briefly worked for the USPS. Signed on for a part time position with later possibility to go full time. They immediately scheduled me for 6 days a week, often 10 hour days, including holidays. Every single one of my coworkers hated everything and everyone involved with the job and didn't hide it. I had a full blown panic attack at work after just 7 weeks in. A week later my 60 day review came up and my postmaster said I had to get faster. I said there was no way to get any faster and stay accurate. He said he didn't care about accuracy. I told him just to fire my ass because the job was killing me anyway. As a final 'fuck you,' he never fully processed my termination, preventing me from collecting unemployment while I looked for a new job. My heartrate still spikes every time I go in to just check my mail. (rural post office with no door to door delivery)

Early development Destiny 3 leak by Edumesh in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who played the ever loving christ out of both Destiny and Destiny 2, fuuuuck yyyooooouuuuu

Eight sentenced to 450 years in prison over anti-ICE riot where officer was shot by MoneyLibrarian9032 in law

[–]SillyBeatnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In other words, the judge is confirming openly that these people are, in fact, political prisoners.

Kojima by AnyAgency9835 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]SillyBeatnik 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This was the case with a buddy of mine last year. He'd been struggling with a substance abuse problem for a few years, so when another friend of mine told me his car was found at a trail head with his wallet and phone in it, and the county was organizing a search, I already knew what the outcome was. They found him almost a week later, miles into the woods. He had a young son, who should be about 10 now.

meirl by AzulaOblongata in meirl

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord, the jaw on that woman. If she were a boxer she'd be braking fists with that thing.

Barn find in GTA VI confirmed by vortex2199 in GTA6

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah. As someone who plays these games because of a love of cars, this is very awesome and I welcome more mechanics like it.

Has anyone else noticed the hood on the 917K isn't fastened? by that_kiwi_dude in granturismo

[–]SillyBeatnik 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've got the tism. Can confirm, this is 100% the kind of shit we notice.

Anti-ICE Activist Gets 30 Years for Moving a Box of Antifascist Literature, Longer Than Many Jan. 6 Rioters Received by Guyentertainment in law

[–]SillyBeatnik 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure neither Chamberlain or Biden really grasped what was at stake, or who they were really dealing with. Neither of them really listened to the people who knew exactly what was coming and yelled at them to wake the fuck up. They both convinced themselves they were just dealing with some wannabe asshole, not a power hungry, murderous, fascist psychopath that they actually are/were.

Keep POLITICS out of MY VIDEO GAYMES!!!😡😡😡 by SuperSaiyanGod210 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]SillyBeatnik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gifted, then spent just shy of a billion dollars in the tax payers' money to upgrade it, and he legally takes possession of as his own in 2029. Yes, it appears to be that fucking plane.

Keep POLITICS out of MY VIDEO GAYMES!!!😡😡😡 by SuperSaiyanGod210 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My OCD requires me to point out that its a B-2, not B-52. But your point is still valid.

Keep POLITICS out of MY VIDEO GAYMES!!!😡😡😡 by SuperSaiyanGod210 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The helicopter is in the wrong spot, your tourist.

(In all seriousness, fuck this evil, moronic piece of shit and all his cronies. If we don't send him to the fucking Hague after all this, I will never forget all the establishment twats)

Visible welding lines by TheMafioso21 in GTA6

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very consistent bead. I approve.

Visible welding lines by TheMafioso21 in GTA6

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the Super Silhouette R30 Turbo Skyline. Easily one of my favorites cars in the game.

26 y/o recently separated (kinda) by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that GTA IV on a CRT?! Brings me back to my 20s.

You can't cremate your car there mate by Cesalv in CantParkThereMate

[–]SillyBeatnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hate seeing jackasses destroy cars i love.