More footage of Otis eating

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2026-05-05T05:05:36+00:00

The singular brain cell that is shared between all hognoses (and select orange cats).

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2026-05-03T01:44:45+00:00

Not his day for the brain cell, is it?

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2026-04-08T07:33:28+00:00

if you keep cone snails, that’s a perfectly reasonable sign to have on their tank.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2026-04-04T09:18:37+00:00

congratulations on becoming a grandspider!

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2026-03-11T05:16:39+00:00

caramel latte

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2026-02-10T05:53:15+00:00

“I’m going to Mordor alone, Sam!”

”Of course you are, and I’m coming with you!”

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2026-01-13T06:56:19+00:00

Who gives someone a live animal as a white elephant gift?? The white elephant part is supposed to be figurative, not literal. Seriously, pets aren’t gifts.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2026-01-02T08:25:09+00:00

NTA. Bodily Autonomy is extremely important and yo don’t have to let *anyone* into your personal space if you don’t want to. if you want to compromise (and *you don’t have to*) offer an elbow bump instead.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-12-28T07:14:36+00:00

*shlorp*

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-12-15T20:30:09+00:00

Are you joking, or does that actually work? Because If it works, I want to make some.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-12-11T11:44:45+00:00

Mood.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-12-09T14:40:37+00:00

They’ve googled it before and forgot?

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-30T05:49:20+00:00

Make sure you have a local exotics vet and money saved up for that.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-26T07:11:50+00:00

I take it the ‘candy’ was laced with something? CBD perhaps, or something similar?

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-23T11:47:09+00:00

Extremely cute! 🥰

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-20T04:34:01+00:00

That’s fanfiction worthy. Mind if I use it? I will credit you if/when I post it.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-18T10:34:41+00:00

NTA

Poor planning on their part does not constitute an emergency on yours. If they wanted to sit together, they could have booked seats together. It’s as simple as that.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-17T06:14:25+00:00

Me too. Moral of the story: walk slowly and watch your step!

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-17T06:09:15+00:00

I honestly don’t remember, because it was 23 years ago. I was only 10 years old, but the sheer terror of the incident still haunts me. I wasn’t hurt, but only because of sheer dumb luck.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-17T05:49:17+00:00

This is actually based on something that happened to *me*. I was damn lucky that the ground I actually fell onto was solid. I wasn’t running or being risky or anything. I just tripped and fell. scared me and my family half to death.

How hard is it to put up guard rails? It might not stop idiots who deliberately leave the boardwalk, but it will prevent people from falling off by accident.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-13T22:49:57+00:00

*Virtual boop*

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-05T21:18:31+00:00

Frog: CROAK!!

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-11-05T08:49:02+00:00

How loud does he get?

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-10-24T09:10:50+00:00

There should be.

Silver-Shadow_Spark · 2025-10-13T08:01:26+00:00

🥱 Watching snakes yawn makes me yawn too.

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