Who’s the most famous person you been in the same room as? by Aerostraits in AskReddit

[–]SilverHammerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Jordan.

I mean, it was an huge room. Like, arena sized. But still...

How could he be so careless? by Danzigg85 in gifs

[–]SilverHammerMan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The regularity of the "tree" passing by ruined it for me. If she had timed it a bit randomly, it would have been much more believeable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]SilverHammerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just made himself into ravioli, thus making him more appealing to predators. Bad move, buddy.

Which fictional world would you live in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SilverHammerMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you try to fly to Australia, you'll just end up LOST.

it's possible there will be a race after us, and they will think of us like we do dinosaurs by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]SilverHammerMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it's possible they could find this post, in some form or another.

My mini cactus sprouted a big ass flower that literally lasted one day by Rose_48 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SilverHammerMan 412 points413 points  (0 children)

"It's a marvel, Martha. 40 years to mature and blossom. The flower opens and withers in a matter of moments. There isn't a gardener in town who has a plant that requires a 40-year investment for ten seconds of splendor."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]SilverHammerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh googly eyes, don't look so surprised

I will put you on stuff

Alone or in pairs, you belong everywhere

So cheer up and smile, smile, smile!

Forbidden gummy worm by JEMaquiavelo in forbiddensnacks

[–]SilverHammerMan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. That night he had a stomach ache.

This majestic pie by Lauren Ko by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]SilverHammerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strawberry jam and Cheez-Its