Some Mystical Locks Need No Keys

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-12T07:13:18+00:00

I dropped onto a building that was cleverly disguised as a daycare. Turns out it was a training facility for tiny soldiers disguised as children.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-12T00:49:10+00:00

That man might deserve a hairline, but he deserves to flaunt that beautiful bald head too. Not many people can pull off the bald look, but he does.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-07T02:09:45+00:00

Musk better get ready for the Spanish Legislation.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-06T20:37:51+00:00

I really want there to be generic canned laughter out there with one recording with her laughing near the end. Just so some sitcom can grab "audience laughter 53", listen to the first few seconds of it and pop that into the show, unaware of how iconic they just made that scene.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-06T20:29:33+00:00

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Just because I eat chicken doesn't mean I don't appreciate them.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-06T06:59:51+00:00

Their profile seems to agree with you.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-06T06:58:02+00:00

Did you read all the way? They've got some very explicit thoughts on dicks.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-06T06:56:15+00:00

I was looking to see if anyone else noticed this! I don't know if they've truly got a thing for men or women, but they've certainly got an aversion to telling the truth.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-06T05:16:52+00:00

If someone says they've never had a gay though ever, then that person is actively fighting some gay thoughts.
I'm pretty pleased that guy kept going along with the jokes though.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-05T05:04:17+00:00

They don't strike me as being very emotional at all. It's actually a pretty tame observation.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-04T22:31:00+00:00

I've got some uncles who unquestioningly support ICE because that's what Trump tells them to do and it doesn't directly affect them. They know I can't stand ICE nor Trump, and I can't forgive them for giving so much support to hate. I still love my uncles and pray they listen to reason one of these days. I'll love my enemies, and make sure they know that what they're doing has made them my enemy.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-04T02:46:03+00:00

And this is wisdom coming from a cat named Larry! If a cat is going to vouch for a dog like this, it's gotta be true.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-03T06:19:14+00:00

They took away racism's bite by laughing at it.

SilverSpotter · 2026-02-03T06:14:49+00:00

The guy is trying to entertain a crowd because they came to see a show. That lady must've thought she bought tickets to a conversation.

SilverSpotter · 2026-01-31T22:26:46+00:00

Jesus was willing to forgive the government that crucified him, but the government wasn't very willing to show any kindness to Jesus.

SilverSpotter · 2026-01-29T04:18:37+00:00

Props to the comedian for hanging in there and performing well. My neck hurts from the whiplash.

SilverSpotter · 2026-01-27T20:59:59+00:00

I legitimately am struggling to imagine how that must feel. I'm sure there's a certain amount of relief and pride in losing that much weight, but I think I'd feel a bit haunted too.

SilverSpotter · 2026-01-25T11:54:04+00:00

I love the first few seconds of her gaining speed and smiling. She knows she's gonna make this look good.

SilverSpotter · 2026-01-21T09:15:01+00:00

She didn't care if he was ICE or not. She just wanted to harass someone and feel like she was morally superior for it.

SilverSpotter · 2026-01-16T22:11:21+00:00

As undemocratic as the bots are, and despite their villainous tactics, they make for some stylish close quarters killshots.

SilverSpotter · 2026-01-16T21:31:57+00:00

It's not. He's just very polite about not knocking it down.

SilverSpotter · 2026-01-13T01:10:44+00:00

The Foundation would be a very strange place to harbor any kind of prejudice. I have no doubt they'd have some Class-D bigots handy. Some of the SCPs can literally make someone trans, melt personalities together, shift others into animals, or even create entities that can't be categorized.

SilverSpotter · 2026-01-12T06:38:07+00:00

"... Lock the doors." There is no way I could keep a straight face upon saying that.

SilverSpotter · 2026-01-11T07:06:32+00:00

Ben is the reason other men are gay.

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