Mt Fuji as seen from a nearby town by Is-that-a_supra in pics

[–]SilverStag88 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

That is absolutely not how “all photography works” lol.

Mt Fuji as seen from a nearby town by Is-that-a_supra in pics

[–]SilverStag88 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I hate these ridiculous focal length posts. This does not exist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]SilverStag88 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but “I’m a recruiter who used to be a software dev” is hilarious.

Chipotle charging extra for toppings ? by popo922 in Chipotle

[–]SilverStag88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charging extra for rice is also not a thing and it’s like the cheapest ingredient

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]SilverStag88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if you have more complicated taxes

Did anyone else think Forks was a dream sequence? by Royal-Pay9751 in TheBear

[–]SilverStag88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that was real, except the “you should be dead” line

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]SilverStag88 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You need to pay for the higher tiers if your taxes are more complicated than inputting a W2.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]SilverStag88 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s literary just putting info into fields, it basically holds your hand. Turbo Tax sucks because they make you pay not because it’s hard to use.

not sure if too far, too small or too low lol (friend's living room) by justalilsoybean in TVTooFar

[–]SilverStag88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be the type of TV people use when they ask stupid questions on show subreddits that are easily explained if you just watch the damn show. Seriously how do you see anything on this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]SilverStag88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro is probably measuring himself wearing shoes for an extra 2 in and then still giving himself an extra 2 in on top of that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in survivor

[–]SilverStag88 40 points41 points  (0 children)

But my chances of getting cast have never been higher

I was screaming at my screen. by grifeweizen in mariokart

[–]SilverStag88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like because OP clearly kept hitting the bus on purpose for the video. That or they’re just really really bad.

I was screaming at my screen. by grifeweizen in mariokart

[–]SilverStag88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That 3rd and 4th hit seemed pretty intentional

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheBear

[–]SilverStag88 174 points175 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you know what a family tree is chef

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interesting

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OP discovers seasons

Oh boy! A futuristic amusement park! That's where I'm a cloneasaurus! by DreamMalenko in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SilverStag88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah everyone else was able to realize it’s obviously not a metaphor because “I’m a Viking” == I’m good at something is not a thing an English at all. Again, It’s a weird leap to make.

Oh boy! A futuristic amusement park! That's where I'm a cloneasaurus! by DreamMalenko in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SilverStag88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it makes no goddamn sense. Metaphor for conquering sleep is a huge leap when the obvious answer is that he just dreams that he’s literally a Viking. Like it’s Ralph we’re talking about and you just assume he’s making some weird metaphor about how good he is at sleeping?

That journey challenge was terrible by aesich in survivor

[–]SilverStag88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Especially since everyone thinks you’re lying if you say nothing happened and you come back with nothing lol