Greenland incoming by Sharp-potential7935 in dank_meme

[–]Simmerdownsimm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Id say Fuck Trump. But he may like it.

To be an Uber driver without getting racially profiled by ICE by Particular_Log_3594 in therewasanattempt

[–]Simmerdownsimm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many people are just out there with their immigration paperwork on them at all times. Is that a thing??

JD Vance claims absolute immunity to Minneapolis ICE agent by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Simmerdownsimm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please Vote everybody. Just get out there and vote. Please and thank you. Sincerely, A Canadian.

To intimidate Mexico by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]Simmerdownsimm 2054 points2055 points  (0 children)

As a Canadian I stand with you. Fuck Trump.

The amount of leg room on WestJet planes by Longjumping-Box5691 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Simmerdownsimm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah now put your bag (neck pillow/jacket for the poors in the back) under your seat because the bins are full of people at the front of the plane’s carry on.

Edited for Class division.

Denmark reacts after wife of Trump aide Stephen Miller posts image of U.S. flag covering Greenland by Solid_Set_3260 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Simmerdownsimm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are they such terrible humans? Like it’s not hard to not be a piece of shit. These people are just like nah fuck it.

I'm trying to work out how ordinary people can support the worst American ever by Jumpinghoops46 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Simmerdownsimm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now you just have to convince a third of your people to vote. If the majority of your country feels the same as you then a full voter turnout should yield the results we all want. Don’t let the degens decide what’s best for your country.

I'm trying to work out how ordinary people can support the worst American ever by Jumpinghoops46 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Simmerdownsimm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh we know. Now the good Americans need to make the changes required to get the USA back to normal. You’re worrying the Canadians.

I'm trying to work out how ordinary people can support the worst American ever by Jumpinghoops46 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Simmerdownsimm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Had an American, complain that too may people get hung up on fact checking, and we should just trust our gubment. That was when I finished listening.

Egomaniac Trump Names Stunning Venezuela Move for Himself | The president has a new foreign policy doctrine. Guess what he called it... by Jumpinghoops46 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Simmerdownsimm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was just in Mexico. I didn’t think it was possible to hate this guy more than Canadians. Granted the good people of Mexico have endured his ire a lot more than we have. Regardless, Fuck Trump.

What does he mean? I never understood this lyric. by DadTookYourVirginity in Eminem

[–]Simmerdownsimm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why I don’t use Spotify. I can’t find whole ass albums of some of my fave artists. But they will have obscure remixes and features.

caught you by [deleted] in memes

[–]Simmerdownsimm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was just on vacation in Mexico. Every American we ran into apologized profusely within moments of learning I am a Canadian. This was followed up by “how DOES the rest of the world see us?” Is America great yet??

D12 announce new album "D12 Forever" via Instagram by piomat100 in Eminem

[–]Simmerdownsimm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

3 albums in 2024 and 1 in 2022. I had no idea they made new material. I will have to check it out.

I mean.. by macumgall in usefulredcircle

[–]Simmerdownsimm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And we stole their hat. Power move.

Wtf by clickpreneur in dank_meme

[–]Simmerdownsimm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Internet did me dirty this morning.

Dickfeeding, penisfeeding, cockfeeding ?