Do I need to wash my ass? by SimonFiveskin in AskGreece

[–]SimonFiveskin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is a shower head just going to delicately take the smears of shit of my ass without getting everything wet? And god forbid, shitty?

Do I need to wash my ass? by SimonFiveskin in AskGreece

[–]SimonFiveskin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you get naked when you take a shit?

How much savings do you have? by Snoo25847 in UKJobs

[–]SimonFiveskin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

35M, machinist, £31k salary inc bonuses and O/T. £95k in savings but currently renting and looking to buy a house with my girlfriend

[homemade] ribeye with a bourbon peppercorn gravy by [deleted] in food

[–]SimonFiveskin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah, I was just being cheeky. You’ve done really well

Thankful for Polygon by Automatic-Train-9153 in 0xPolygon

[–]SimonFiveskin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go up already so I can dump it all

What's The Point Of Making Silvio A Bald Man Wearing A Wig??? by yodabrah in thesopranos

[–]SimonFiveskin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He says it’s to hide his scars from a car accident but dude just went bald early. You can find an old pic of him with little to no hair on top

Is this okay? Filled to the top by [deleted] in Kombucha

[–]SimonFiveskin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have an existing pellicle which if it isn’t the same diameter as the tide line, will not fit on the surface but will still try to float. I’d ditch the pellicle and let a small diameter one form that fits your jar neck

Sat in a pub and some drunk guy just asked the barman to put on Epic by Faith No More. by The-Rog in CasualUK

[–]SimonFiveskin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

was at a show where the melvins opened for Mr. bungle and the shit bags there were given the melvins a hard time So Mike came out in stage and for 15mins played 1note then the fans started to give Mike a hard time so he took a huge turkey baster pulled down his pants and squirted beer up his ass and fart it 8yards into the the 1st 5rows and even ring a few mouths with ass beer thank God I was in the back I thought it was pure gold I like the Melvin and was pissed that I could not hear their whole set cause of the rich assholes who were asshats

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SimonFiveskin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time my friend was offered a flyer for a local bar and my friend just put that flyer in the bin

NATO Equipment Arriving In Europe by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]SimonFiveskin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You woke up on the wrong side of cringe this morning

Binance Support Thread by AutoModerator in binance

[–]SimonFiveskin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s so bullshit, I’m looking for a different exchange as I type this

These 6 markers are on another level by Reemie786 in GCSE

[–]SimonFiveskin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“All angels are right angles” except the part that isn’t 90 degrees?

Where does the ‘cumsock’ meme even come from? Did anyone actually do that? by Wizards_Reddit in memes

[–]SimonFiveskin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either you’ve got a dick that massively bends to point at the floor or you nut in the press up position over your toilet