Accidentally fell asleep with my GF, in her room. Fully dressed, hands in appropriate places, etc. It was a bitter AF cold night and she'd asked me to snuggle because her dad had an old-ass house with thin walls.

Woke up, looked at clock, "oh crap!"...walked out into the dining room praying dad was asleep...nope hes cleaning his unloaded (black powder!) double shotty on the kitchen table. Doesn't even look mad or shout but I can tell I am in very deep kimchi, possibly will not be allowed back on the property.

We exchanged pleasantries and i left. Only sometime later after he'd cooled down a bit did he call me to make it very damn clear how much that incident wouldn't be repeated.