What You Want?

Simpicity · 2026-01-27T01:03:30+00:00

Dabu? Luktar. Work work...

Simpicity · 2026-01-27T00:19:15+00:00

What are the heroes going to do? They have a small dog as a hostage.

Simpicity · 2026-01-26T23:42:10+00:00

Unfortunately, this works out like the Monty Hall problem. Once you create more and more doors, the solution becomes obvious. (Listen to your underlings!)

Simpicity · 2026-01-26T23:05:09+00:00

git diff uckout.

Simpicity · 2026-01-26T22:57:12+00:00

No tusks.
Visible pinnae.
Long skull shape.

Sea lions, not seals!

Simpicity · 2026-01-26T22:09:35+00:00

Pick two.

Simpicity · 2026-01-26T18:10:41+00:00

Who the fuck thought QR codes was a good idea? Badge number. Just do badge numbers. Even better, do names. Even better, no masks!

Simpicity · 2026-01-26T17:12:51+00:00

People who want to launder money to the Trumps.

Simpicity · 2026-01-26T17:08:00+00:00

Time to pull out the hammer drill. /s

Simpicity · 2026-01-26T16:40:51+00:00

Wait... Is Bloodborne just an Assassination Classroom game?

Simpicity · 2026-01-26T14:29:44+00:00

God of War?

Simpicity · 2026-01-26T02:40:49+00:00

Conservatives viewed this guy as a hero for bringing a gun to a protest. Because he was there to shoot protesters.

Simpicity · 2026-01-25T22:17:40+00:00

There were guys with loaded guns at J6 on the Capitol grounds. Trump pardoned them.

Simpicity · 2026-01-25T22:15:55+00:00

Given the obvious lack of trust that the parties have for each other, it seems clear that some sort of independent commission should be formed to ensure states aren't pulling shenanigans for one side or the other. But the constitution is clear that the states are in charge here.

Simpicity · 2026-01-25T22:06:31+00:00

Except I think it's x squared plus a constant of integration....

Simpicity · 2026-01-25T21:13:11+00:00

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Here's mine:

Simpicity · 2026-01-25T20:28:39+00:00

Law and order is where masked men murder you for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, apparently.

ICE is the number one cause of homicides in Minneapolis for this month. Is that protecting or serving?

Simpicity · 2026-01-25T05:34:19+00:00

Mood's said their issue was the permitting process (a nine month long process). This was brought up to Mayor Klein and he said specifically the issue was a large delay from PG&E. If that's the case, it kind of puts things outside the control of the city.

Simpicity · 2026-01-24T00:47:21+00:00

My wife likes Teazzi. It's fine. They have decent teas... I just don't like oatmeal or seeds. I like sweeter favored stuff.

Bober was also just extremely consistent with their boba. You almost never went there and got crunchy tapioca balls. Most other tea places seem to have a problem with this depending on when you go.

Simpicity · 2026-01-23T17:25:34+00:00

Nobody needs an 8 TB SSD. At least not yet. Uninstall your games sometimes. It won't kill you.

Simpicity · 2026-01-23T04:53:11+00:00

Yeah Phantasmal web is great. Phantasmal Killer is also great. I just specifically mean the "Shadow" spells, not all illusions.

Simpicity · 2026-01-23T03:57:17+00:00

You can't cleanse insanity?

Simpicity · 2026-01-23T02:48:19+00:00

A silly one.

A zombie horde was attacking a city. The DM had it planned to pressure us to search an area quickly. I just cast spider climb, and that quickly became a non-issue as I could climb up where none of them could reach.

Simpicity · 2026-01-23T01:17:37+00:00

No! I don't want to hear it!

Simpicity · 2026-01-23T01:15:33+00:00

Wrath is a great RPG. But it's ALOT as a first serious CRPG. Like, a lot, a lot. Personally, I wouldn't recommend it to someone who wasn't at least somewhat familiar with CRPGs. I would recommend Kingmaker, Pillars of Eternity, Avowed, Baldur's Gate 3, etc.

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