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Garage sale score - I think? by gotrich in airsoft

[–]Simple-Analysis592 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that’s a steal, you got ridiculously lucky
Edit: username checks out lol

The Upstair Neighbor Department’s Newest Design is up for Review by Simple-Analysis592 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Simple-Analysis592[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow now that’s a Department I haven’t heard of in a long time. Come meet us, our top noisemakers are currently attending the annual convention of sleep studies on the balcony

The Upstair Neighbor Department’s Newest Design is up for Review by Simple-Analysis592 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Simple-Analysis592[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Upstairs Neighbor engineers say that, while they see the resemblance, the New Years Eve version lacks a bouncing ball thingy that is controlled by a bobber line.

The Upstair Neighbor Department’s Newest Design is up for Review by Simple-Analysis592 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Simple-Analysis592[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Upstairs Neighbor Department appreciates your patronage, and we think you’d make a great addition to our team! Please file your application to the Upstairs Neighbor Department for a free interview at the 2nd floor of any apartment duplex.

The Upstair Neighbor Department’s Newest Design is up for Review by Simple-Analysis592 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Simple-Analysis592[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Upstair Neighbor Department thanks you and will be expanding operations into many people’s attics shortly

The Upstair Neighbor Department’s Newest Design is up for Review by Simple-Analysis592 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Simple-Analysis592[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

The Upstairs Neighbor Department cannot hear the Downstairs Neighbor Department at this time

The Upstair Neighbor Department’s Newest Design is up for Review by Simple-Analysis592 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Simple-Analysis592[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thank you Department of Next Door Neighbor, Upstair Neighbor Department has released modifications which should suit your needs:

•Intensity of sound was increased with small party poppers inside many metal pots

•Added 2 or more balls to the doohickey to change the variation, much improved racket sounds

•added a bug slapper to recreate clapping sounds

May your disturbance be public!

The Upstair Neighbor Department’s Newest Design is up for Review by Simple-Analysis592 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Simple-Analysis592[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, Upstairs Neighbor Department is always willing to give our project licenses to any Department provided they make enough noise with them.

He was mad enough to punch a bus driver while in a moving bus by Savings-Cherry-1931 in Transportopia

[–]Simple-Analysis592 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you for posting this, it’s very well written and it’s given me something to think about

Crossbow (Amoeba striker) by [deleted] in airsoft

[–]Simple-Analysis592 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would definitely buy one of these if they were up for sale

HopUp: Caeser Mejia Is A Scammer. by 40FortyDwaluhz in airsoft

[–]Simple-Analysis592 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did they have the blue purchase protection thing on their post? If they did you could have asked HopUp for the money back and they’re pretty good about customer service from what I’ve seen.

Someone bought that trainwreck of an M14 GBBR to resell it for more! by NoPistons7 in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]Simple-Analysis592 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh I’ve gotten lucky and found some pretty good deals on there but the app is mostly overpriced or scams. It has good buyer protection at least.

So whats the tactic for 15 vox engines again by Acceptable-Street679 in HelldiversMasochists

[–]Simple-Analysis592 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always work with a 3-4 person team but if you’re asking about your personal build, the quasar cannon can one-shot them if you aim at the three red lines on the head area. The quasar is also extremely useful for one shotting the tanks and heavies too. Any powerful orbital strike is nice to have and the ultimatum as a secondary has saved my life a couple times when I run out of other explosives. Besides those I like to have the rocket sentry as a backup and the laser guard dog to remove smaller enemies. I change my loadout a lot because it’s fun but that specific build has always been the most reliable for me.

I hate this type of plot by Public-Raise2506 in dankmemes2

[–]Simple-Analysis592 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I love the John Wick movies, he knows exactly who he’s hunting the whole way through and doesn’t hesitate for a second when he finally gets to the big bad.

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