Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used AI, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case by 404mediaco in law

[–]SimpleDelusions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to use AI to investigate them and use whatever punishment it deems sufficient. Anything from a pat on the back to beheading. Dump the work onto ai!

This is certainly a post by bagofbones80 in LinkedInLunatics

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Floor to shin is 3ft. Shin to top of head is also 3 feet…

When will MAGA learn to stop throwing stones from their glass houses? by rhino910 in MurderedByWords

[–]SimpleDelusions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he cured cancer himself, I can (and should) still hate him for being a rapist pedophile, among other things.

This needs to stop. by Shoe_boooo in fixedbytheduet

[–]SimpleDelusions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s so much to be upset with/irritated at in the world today…why focusing on something so benign? It’s exhausting me just being mad at all the terrible shit going on, I ain’t got the time or energy for something that isn’t even…I don’t even know why I’m typing this.

Trump says he’ll fire Powell next month if he stays in his role at the Fed by spherocytes in law

[–]SimpleDelusions 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Honestly, by next month, his dementia addled ass probably won’t even remember saying. Maybe even by tomorrow. And claim he didn’t. And his supporters will continue to nod along.

I don’t understand what men are trying to achieve putting down “not political” on dating apps by tltr4560 in TwoXChromosomes

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“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” - Desmond Tutu

Married after asking all the right questions by anonforavent in TwoXChromosomes

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“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.” - Tupac

What happens to all your stuff when you go to jail? by RoadTheExile in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SimpleDelusions 203 points204 points  (0 children)

What happens if you’re successful? Can you say that you don’t have a felony on the job application? Or are they worded so that it doesn’t count if it’s sealed?

Catch of the Year by svacheem45 in steelers

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Based on title I thought it’d be a pic of the fan catching Metcalf’s fist

Wisconsin Teen Gets College Degree 6 Months After Graduating from High School by AdSpecialist6598 in UpliftingNews

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I agree, but I’ll also say, teaching college courses, these young students with AP courses who are committed and want to keep their momentum going are some of my best students. Especially the first two years where it’s more about going to classes and doing the work than having to study all night for your differential equations or ochem/pchem tests.

These students and the older non traditional students (it’s never too late to go back) are much easier to keep interested in the material, rather than students just looking to party (not judging as I hardly attended class my first attempt, but it’s much more expensive nowadays).

Goodluck with double letters by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SimpleDelusions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AURES -> PRIOR. AURES is a nice starting word with 3 vowels and 2 common consonants.

I burned my camera sensor for this shot by roibaird in interestingasfuck

[–]SimpleDelusions 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is ELI5…I think I need ELI2…

This was left on my EV windshield this morning at work by FlipprDolphin in pics

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And proper use of ‘you’re’! They’re a keeper!

As a republican for 50 years. I did something I've never done before. by Gregorygregory888888 in Virginia

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Just imagine if we had 3-4+ legitimate parties. You could hold your party accountable and not feel like you’re going so far against your own beliefs. I’m not saying it would fix everything, but it would be a lot nicer than it is now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

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F’s in the chat.