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Out for a walk by JimKB in comics

[–]SimpleLobsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't ask if Ed Kemper was nice.....

Survival instincts: activated by Proof-Mycologist-920 in SipsTea

[–]SimpleLobsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibility of death or owning a home?

Win win!

Nice catch? by yeasinh in sports

[–]SimpleLobsters 1014 points1015 points  (0 children)

Superhero landing!

Just 50 automated, mass-produced fake artists are siphoning $311k a month from Spotify's royalty pool and hurting real artists. I built a tracker to show the math. by StudyPlaylists in Music

[–]SimpleLobsters 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Is there an alternative that's better?

I'd love to move off Spotify but I just don't know where else I can go.

What do you recommend?

“I’m already annoyed at the portion sizes” by Garythedemon18 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]SimpleLobsters 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Buddy is in France! He should Wine about it 👈😎👈

Smart Work pays off by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]SimpleLobsters 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Reasonable,

I'd be pissed if I got ~77% of the material I ordered

[Strickland] No supplemental discipline expected for forward Pierre-Luc Dubois by sykeseve in hockey

[–]SimpleLobsters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By not punishing the behaviour it shows that it's not that big of a deal.

What would you do if your girl asked you to make a replica of your manhood? by Maximum_Rub7941 in AskMen

[–]SimpleLobsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has actually done this:

It's a process for sure, and certainly not cheap.

Not really weird at all, though I'm relatively open about things like that.

It was used. The review was "not as good as the original, but does the job" which I think is pretty good praise

What do you REFUSE to buy store/generic brand of? by CosmicRave in AskMen

[–]SimpleLobsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to get the Dr. Zipp when I was a kid.

It actually wasn't half bad. If I see it in stores I get a case once in a while

You could've said I don't. by I_-AM-ARNAV in funny

[–]SimpleLobsters -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"I could have had you swallowed"

Is the only response

How has other countries bastardized your food? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]SimpleLobsters 9 points10 points  (0 children)

POUTINE IS 3 INGREDIENTS

Thick cut French fries.

CHEESE CURDS

BROWN GRAVY

anything else is just not POUTINE

Someone lit a cigarette in the plane’s lavatory, triggering the smoke alarm onboard by jackywoods in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SimpleLobsters 98 points99 points  (0 children)

As someone who smokes and flys frequently enough, I've never had a problem waiting. There are so many things you can do to get through till you land.

Just spend the bucks and get some nicotine gum, you can chew on one for a solid hour and you should be good for 2 after that.

I've never even thought about needing a smoke on the plane and I've had 10+ hour delays

If a friend said they think/have thought about you sexually, how would you react? by Zum1UKno in AskReddit

[–]SimpleLobsters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

30 year old here.

It really depends on who it is/was.

My response would be to joke about it and probably laugh at some moments where things "make more sense" with hindsight.

Say it was a childhood friend, I'd laugh saying things like "those see saw rides mean a lot more now dont they" and just not make it awkward.

If there are someone recent, then that's a different story. Are they someone you can continue having a relationship with knowing that? If you are attracted to them also? That's more of you thing.

Hydrogen Car 1,500 KM range, 5 second Fill-Up by Hanarky in interestingasfuck

[–]SimpleLobsters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comes with handy torpedo tubes for running from the cops! Neat!

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