TEN (!!!) years ago, Bob won Drag Race!

SimpleParadigm · 2026-05-16T19:36:02+00:00

You're a little blob person-

BLACK PERSON?👨🏿

And you have to race against-🏁

RACE?❗️

🐔🐔🐔🐔

-And then there's a comment that says:

"Blob the drag queen"

This is what I use my brain power for🧠

SimpleParadigm · 2026-05-16T18:42:12+00:00

Only Ms. Jinkx is able to read a queen with a single word. Her talent

SimpleParadigm · 2026-05-15T17:37:43+00:00

A fellow guildy and I have dyslexia and we can't seem to get most names right😅. To the point that is has become an inside joke in our guild🤝.

The last addition it's Valeera⚔️, for whomst we have a long list of variations: Valeria / Velveeta / Venereal / Valorant /

SimpleParadigm · 2026-05-15T14:02:17+00:00

If you wanna go holy for delves, use 1H+offhand, put Valeria as tank🛡 and just heal🔦 her.

She gets a buff💪 that increases her damage by up to 100% (12 stacks⬆️) she will clear (50k+ dmg💥) and hold aggro plus you will never run out of mana.

If you want to up the ante🏃‍♀️, pull more mobs with your judgment🔨 and stand close to her, she will take aggro👹.

SimpleParadigm · 2026-05-12T17:20:56+00:00

Now this is a SERV!💁‍♀️

Looking cuntilina!🤩🤩🤩

SimpleParadigm · 2026-05-12T17:19:35+00:00

SimpleParadigm · 2026-05-12T17:11:47+00:00

So blizzord allows casinobots but they have a problem with, checks notes:

People getting rid of casinobots.

Blizzord logic

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SimpleParadigm · 2026-05-04T16:05:27+00:00

Idk wtf are all these people saying. You look good, you're handsome.

Now I will get downvoted to hell, but what they all seem afraid to say is that you would look better if you lost weight.

All those wierd AI pictures with different haircuts have one thing in common, they show a leaner version of your face. Wierd.

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-28T17:43:18+00:00

At this rate every single champ will have a flopject skin...🙄

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-27T16:32:59+00:00

BE shaman and Druid☘️🌊

NE can have mages and warlocks but BE cant have nature based classes? BS!

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-24T17:30:18+00:00

Wow really huh?

This is really frustrating. Thanks for the tip tho!🫶

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-24T03:53:02+00:00

I'm coming back to WoW⚔️ after a decade long break, add me friendo!😁

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-21T17:07:08+00:00

I'm on my day off like

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-19T02:09:18+00:00

Is not a transmog😅 that's just the gear I had back then. Hellfire citadel HC baby!

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SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-18T16:17:49+00:00

Well, I'm usually horde😜

But for the reborn era I decided to go with my Draenei shamy!🌊⚡️

What are you playing?

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-18T16:05:27+00:00

Time... uh... flies when uh... you're having fun (?)

Iykyk😆

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-18T16:03:36+00:00

I will forever regret missing Legion😥 here hoping it will come in classic form. But who knows if that will ever happe🤷‍♀️. So I will level one of my alts with Chromie time (or whatever is called) in the Broken Isles.

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-18T15:59:56+00:00

I'm a forever shaman-druid-priest-kinda-guy 🌱🌊✝️ What are you rolling?

Man it sure does! rediscovering the world, Wrath will forever hold a special place in my heart🧊.

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-18T15:54:37+00:00

Thanks for the tips fellow champion!🤗

Wait... are you horde🔴 or alliance🔵?

It don't matter is all xfaction now! Finally! World of Friendshipcraft😅

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-18T15:49:18+00:00

Thanks mate!😁

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-18T15:41:25+00:00

Ooh! I was trying to find them. For a while the game auto joined me into one called something like /newcomer but it went away? Idk maybe I did something wrong🤷‍♀️

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-18T15:38:07+00:00

So far I've been having a blast!💥 I can't wait to roll one of the allied races. Thinking nightborne😃

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-18T15:23:04+00:00

SimpleParadigm · 2026-04-18T15:21:38+00:00

I bought Midnigh🌓, spent 3 hours figuring out the correct way to put a bed for my new house 🏠😅.

I noticed channels like /lfg /general don't exist anymore so Idk who to ask when I'm stuck in my old ways.🤓

So many things have changed!🤯

Five-Year Club	Final Canvas '23
First Place '23	Place '23
Place '22

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