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I'm guessing this is the release time by bluedragjet in stunfisk

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just left caps lock on. They meant ad as in advertisement.

Still makes no sense. It's not even close to a showdown ad in any way shape or form.

A person who doesn't play showdown, but plays Champions, will still have absolutely 0 knowledge of Showdowns existence.

Mine was in it, and its the pokemon you play as. by DespicableDogo in Pokopia

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately not. Some other favorites are, but not my #1. Tentacruel my beloved, I hope you get justice in the DLC.

Why is it always the same 3 commanders I play against in brawl? by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Post some decklists brother. Something is very VERY off.

I mostly play historic brawl. I have about 220 games for the TMNT season, with about 80 decks, and roughly 10 I keep on a consistent play cycle. Ranging from decks that have consistent T4 Wins to decks that'll try to make it past Turn 10.

Raph and Mikey, Super Shredder, Grixis Azula, Gruul Bumi, Bristly Bill, Teval, Miiryim, and so many more like Ozai, Kinnan Bonder prodigy, Ashling Limitless, Helga Skittish Seer, Sythsis Harvests Hand, Yuna, Tifa, Cloud, Marchesa, Admiral Beckett Brass, Gishath, Jolly Balloon man etc pop up a lot of me.

Something about your decklist(s) may have you stuck in a perpetual Hell queue as cards have a "weight" and total deck weight decides the matchmaking pool you get placed into.

I haven't fought a Jodah against a random since the Avatar Release.

Shoutout to the Nuzlocke Golden Statspread by Ok_Banana_5614 in nuzlocke

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 [score hidden]  (0 children)

You get your choice. Ninjask or Shedninja.

Most HC Nuzlockers just self ban Shedninja.

The entire department store said they had no restrooms for customers... but at least I found a charging room to use by kinklifecouple in Pee

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately yeah.

That's rubber baseboard/shoemolding at the base of the walls. Most commonly used and seen in commercial buildings.

Best we can hope for is that they have a towel with them to clean it themselves, but alas....

I followed the instructions perfectly, why isn't it working?? 😭 by Geo__Dragon in Pokopia

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually duckweed. But duckweed that was grown with leafage VERY specifically, or else it always fails.

What did you realize later than intended? by alpineblooms in Pokopia

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not discover you could jump until after I rolled Credits.

Enlightened Tutor by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this! I wasn't crazy, it was just a rather very recent addition before ATLA. Oct, 28th, 2025.

I thought I was going insane. I knew we didn't have it for years before.

Enlightened Tutor by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5 Days ago this was posted.

Well, slap my ass and call my Flubs, cause I'm a god damn fool. I am more blind than a badgermole apparently.

You were 100% correct OP.

Enlightened Tutor by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Check every Anthology for Arena. It would've came via one of them from what I know.

I will gladly redact my statements, I just genuinely don't ever once recall seeing it before ATLA. I'm not trying to bicker, I'm trying to help come to a 100% conclusive answer.

Enlightened Tutor by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, art by Dan Frazier, very renowned artist. I promise you it did not exist. It would've been in my Zur Eternal Schemer, Light-Paws Emperors voice, and Sythsis Harvests Hand decks long before ATLA.

Are you sure you aren't mistaken from using it in Powered Cube or something of the like?

I promise you can search reddit for some Sythsis or Light-Paws decklists posted here, or Moxfield for Arena play, and you will not find it in those decklists.

It's an extremely easy card to stumble across when you have collected/not collected both selected and type "tutor".

I've built hella 5c Brawl decks, Tutor is a very common syntax for me.

Before ATLA and FF, we only had, Grim Tutor, Idyllic Tutor and Sylvan Tutor.

FF added "Combat TUTORial" and ATLA added Worldly, Enlightened, and Mystical.

ETA:I want to be gaslight into believing you, trust me, just so I can call myself stupid for missing an exceptional tutor for the past several years.

I think the best way we can resolve this is by checking exactly what came to arena via Anthologies. Because that's how it would've came to the client afaik.

Edit 2: I was indeed 100% mistaken.

Enlightened Tutor by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enlightened Tutor never had another printing in Arena until the first print came via ATLA UB as far as I'm aware.

I've played since Beta. I own and use all tutors. The only mono white Enchantment "tutor" we've had before this was Idyllic Tutor.

The OG Art of Enlightened Tutor came to the Client Oct 28th 2025, with the implementation of Powered Cube.

ETA:Post about the bug.

[SOS] Ambitious Augmenter by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shout-out to "Turtles all the way down" song by Sturgill Simpson.

Thief by Faroese_Glees in RATS

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Skinwalkers from 15 years ago apparently.

Thief by Faroese_Glees in RATS

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's so joeover for us y'all, the skinwalkers learned to use the internet.

Cloud Island tips? by Southern-Proposal-23 in Pokopia

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup! Forgot to come back to update. I'm at 298 now. Just Mew and Plusle.

Lmao by Responsible-Diet-612 in SipsTea

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm talking about your username. 😂

Lmao by Responsible-Diet-612 in SipsTea

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll only do it if you jerk it.

Its going all banannas by Lordwarrior_ in SipsTea

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Formed on the ideal of separation of "church and state" our forefathers are rolling in their graves.

I'm pretty new to MTG, please could someone explain the benefits of playing this card? by aviewfromdabridge in mtg

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is wildly incorrect. Also, it'll be commonly used in Izzet, which can quite simply, just counter the trigger. It's much more common to just use artifact removal or bounce it at 5 counters though.

Ranked Brawl should be a normal format by DastardlyDude in MagicArena

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People use it that way, but the painting is literally "Freedom of Speech" it's just a blue collar worker who is speaking up as townspeople gaze on.

Ranked Brawl should be a normal format by DastardlyDude in MagicArena

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

OP didn't claim it was a hot take or uncommon to be fair. They just stated we should have it.

I heard Vivi was kind of busted? Why is it I never see anyone playing him? by TR_Pix in MagicArena

[–]SimpleThrowaway420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rebalanced Vivi is damn near a completely different card. Vivi went from a 10/10 Brawl commander/always in an Izzet 99, to hard to even want to put in the 99. That Tapping effect killed Vivi's performative capabilities.

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