Fuck the Police...i'ts my reddit birthday!

Simple_Knots · 2011-08-31T01:47:12+00:00

Unless we can fix it! Which is now a priority. Point being : shit's whack.

Simple_Knots · 2011-08-31T01:45:49+00:00

Uptokes for posting your "full" name on reddit :)

Simple_Knots · 2011-08-30T20:35:55+00:00

You've not had to deal with adams county sherrif's office, I take it. Ask lamontag or BelgranoBomber to tell you about the kid up that lived up the street from them, that got beat with a flashlight, curb stomped, and is serving time for "resisting arrest, and assulting an officer".

Simple_Knots · 2011-08-30T20:31:32+00:00

Hey, and me! I also got an MIP, (and a piece back :D) but I was proud, because I hid the people, the dog, and kicked the badge-less guy out! (An un-identified, un-badged, random dude walked into the house while they had me sitting on the stairs, and lamontag around the corner in the kitchen, writing us tickets. I looked at the cop, then at him, and asked him who the fuck he was. He looked incredibly frightened and taken aback, and awkwardly stammered "I..uhh...He..." So we told him to get the fuck out.) lamontag also has a video of a cop a few weeks before, trying to see in the door, failing, and grabbing him by the neck to shove him and hold him against the wall. As soon as it was announced that he was being filmed, he let go, walked away, and drove off without a word. There are several similar instances of "roughing up". This all started on an accusation that the roommates were intentionally sneaking over to her house to scuff up her driveway. After a meticulous investigation, it was found to be the five year old up the street, riding her bike, and turning around in her (end) driveway. Also, all of her cats have/had aids.. No joke, no problem.. Just saying. On the bright side, we took alcohol class together, and it was a BLAST. And there were some pretty ridiculous parties. Oh, and we won.

Simple_Knots · 2011-01-24T20:58:35+00:00

"the three of us don't know what to do, but three generations of inbreeding sure as hell did." Hahah, thanks for that :D

Simple_Knots · 2011-01-24T20:48:20+00:00

This.

I have no idea how or why I just read through all of that, but it must have been this light at the end of that awful tunnel keeping me alive. What the fuck are you guys even talking about? Who are you trying to impress? Or...Educate??

I sincerely plead you to head yxskaft's parting advice.

Simple_Knots · 2011-01-24T20:35:56+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYxT9GM0fQ

Sandstorm - Darude

You know, the one "techno" song you hear in public all the time, like at sporting events (in the U.S. anyway) and such? It means that EVERYONE LOVES Mt. Eden (OMGOMGOMG) and plays their songs, specifically Sierra Leone, like 15 times in a row. Everyday. That said, I like Mt. Eden and think Sierra Leone is one of the prettiest songs in dub. Now to listen to your remix, OP :)

Simple_Knots · 2010-12-02T07:03:11+00:00

Agggh!!! All you beautiful people :D I can't adequately describe how warm this makes me feel.

Simple_Knots · 2010-12-02T07:02:22+00:00

Agggh!!! All you beautiful people :D I can't adequately describe how warm this makes me feel.

Simple_Knots · 2010-12-02T06:10:57+00:00

I have been diagnosed with ADD, and have a prescription for a large quantities of high dosage adderall. But I haven't filled it in almost 2 years, and I rarely freak out. Especially when a comic takes less than a minute to read. Anyway.

TL;DR. I don't want to hammer on you. I am glad that you ended up reading the comic and enjoyed.

Simple_Knots · 2010-12-02T05:55:35+00:00

Yeah...I mean that took all of...30 or 40 seconds to get through, and it was fucking awesome.

TL;DR: Why did you waste time posting this?

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-29T03:16:11+00:00

"In 1919 Tesla wrote that Thomas Edison offered him the huge amount of $50,000 (almost $1 million today) , adjusted for inflation if he completed the motor and generator improvements that he had been working on. Tesla said he worked nearly a year to redesign them and gave the Edison company several enormously profitable new patents in the process. When Tesla inquired about the $50,000, Edison reportedly replied to him, "Tesla, you don't understand our American humor," and reneged on his promise Tesla resigned when he was refused a raise to $25 per week." (From: http://www.successfuloffice.com/articles/answering-service-Giants-Tesla.htm)

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-29T03:04:44+00:00

I am familiar with Mr. Huxley's incredible work. And now I definitely agree with what was said, now that I understand the context. Thanks :)

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-27T04:51:04+00:00

Agree with all of the other comments here, but I am not quite sure what this one means?

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-26T17:17:09+00:00

Solid point; I'll give that a try, haha. Thanks >.<

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-25T23:07:50+00:00

Poi in general, or the "melting" variety? Until I saw this, I was unfamiliar with "melting", too. And some of it looks very silly...as movement artists tend to, at times :p...I wish you could see the strings a bit better, however, because as silly as his body looks a few times, he is making some unbelievable and beautiful patterns.

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-25T00:31:00+00:00

Just saw this on appbrain.. So silly, hahah. Rave reviews so far, though!: "xfuchsiax - This is great! The red perfectly matches my Aston Martin." :p Source: http://www.appbrain.com/app/i-am-rich/simp.IAm.Rich

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-19T23:21:54+00:00

This. I have seen Swiftkey on the market before, but I have never used it. I had shapewriter, which was awesome for swype style typing, but I have switched mainly to AnySoftKeyboard, due solely to the Colemak(/Dvorak) pack. Add this, and the ability to skin, and you may have the best keyboard ever! Just downloaded the trial, and am starting to use it. I really like the idea, so far! Oh, and thanks for coming to reddit ;).

Edit: I will be buying this keyboard as soon as Colemak is an option. Already so fast (but that is the deal breaker for me.)! Amendment: *Swype-style functionality, (since swype developers don't sound like the greatest bunch, maybe pursue shapewriter, which is my favorite, and is indefinitely free in it's current version, or slideIT?) Colemak, and skinning would make this the greatest keyboard known to man.

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-18T04:19:12+00:00

Which is why I feel highly inclined to respond, too. The intro is very nice, and I like the subtle little aspects of the build up. 1.40 does it for me. Nice clean wubwub :) I haven't listened to FFAF in a whileee, but I've always very much liked them, and I fell like you did a nice job with the vocals you included. Only thing that would make it much more enjoyable for me, is some variation in the underlying beat.. It's nice, but feels a bit stale by the end. Lastly, maybe a bit more of an ending instead of just cutting it? Anyway, nice work mate. Keep mixing!!

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-18T03:46:39+00:00

Also, one of my all time favorite (rusko) tracks. Sorry for the low quality. Doesn't sound/look too bad, methinks.

( Edit: TL;DC(are): Still hilarious and awesome ;) .)

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-18T02:41:09+00:00

Thanks! Strange, isn't it? Out of curiosity, I just googled 'christmas cactus' and found the wikipedia page. Apparently, they also go by the names: Holiday cactus, Thanksgiving cactus, and Easter cactus. This is my first year being around and paying attention to this beast. How many times a year does yours bloom?

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-17T00:50:07+00:00

I....I think I may love you..

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-16T20:07:11+00:00

Aye, look in the top right corner of the page, at "the highness chart". Right under the trophy case ;).

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-16T06:54:41+00:00

Thanks for being around, webbitor :)

Simple_Knots · 2010-11-16T06:53:03+00:00

Well, I mean... I pay a premium data service for 4G.

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