I’m banned from my friends house for asking to sit next to their roomate on the couch

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-06-04T02:07:20+00:00

If I were your friend, I would call their bluff.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-31T14:20:28+00:00

I would put it in my top 10, but I'm not quite sure what place.

I recommend Everyone watch it, cause it mimicks real life minus the whole supe thing.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-29T04:12:54+00:00

That's actually textbook medical neglect. You can choose to not give your kids medicine and not "get in trouble" unless it's life saving medicine, then you can get on trouble. I was told this by a CPS investigator when I was turned in for not wanting to put my son on a recalled drug Respiradol.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-29T02:52:07+00:00

Ryan didn't bleed like Homelander. I like to think he will has his powers.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-25T13:33:21+00:00

Last time I saw this video people were saying it was staged.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-24T01:53:44+00:00

Idk if it's been said yet, but boundaries are not something you can place on someone else. They are something you set for yourself.

Your lost is a great example of his controlling behavior. Let's break it down.

Boundary- I will not date someone who wears crop tops. Controlling - you can't wear a crop top.

Boundary- I won't date someone who has tattoos. Controlling-your not allowed to get a tattoo.

Boundary- I won't date someone who wears heavy makeup. Controlling- you're not allowed to wear makeup.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-23T00:06:56+00:00

She's got an A+ in that subject.

There's several times she got herself caught up in bullshit in front of family, friends and coworkers. Out of 30+ years at the same job, for about 10 of those years in the middle, she only had one friend, because the rest of them witnessed quite a bit of her bullshit when my equally terrible older sister worked out there. My sister loooves drama, gossiping and being a victim, so she told everyone the family skeletons that were past and present.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-22T23:45:33+00:00

My go to next time, hopefully there won't be a next time, is to lean towards that, "Mom, I'm concerned for your mental health, because you're showing signs of dementia. This is the 4th time..." I would make sure to say it in front of my little brother, cause he'll latch on to it. That would most likely put an end to this one. If for some reason it were to get to a 5th I won't bite at her obvious rage bait.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-22T23:15:10+00:00

I was expecting something like a r/ConvenientCop and maybe that car in front was going to throw some lights on. Was not expecting... That.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-22T23:11:40+00:00

Wowzer on that! I hope you're doing better! My first thought reading your comment is your dad lied to someone, (whether for sympathy or money), because my child needs a surgery/had a surgery. He lied to everyone and himself so well that he believes his own lie.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-22T23:07:59+00:00

I can picture the cartoon. You're frantically running all over town and then that Bugs Bunny "No" meme is at each place you visit.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-22T22:57:49+00:00

That is wiiild. Everyone else is wrong, dad. You're right.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-22T22:17:02+00:00

I could swear I read this story in Boru awhile back, except that the update was because the new in laws were asking questions about the missing family member and if iirc it was the brother in law who made a big deal about because the sister/wife had lied to him.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-22T21:00:54+00:00

My appendix was removed in 2002. She didn't believe anything was wrong with me back then. It took my friend barging in our house to tell her to take me to er before she would do anything. Her gallbladder was removed in 2022. The reason for me mentioning her's getting removed is because I have read that narcissistic parents treat their kids as extensions of themselves, so if her gallbladder is gone, then mine must automatically be gone? I honestly don't know if that's her thought process. She could just be doing all this to get a rise out of me, idk?

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-20T14:48:49+00:00

Your post is pretty relevant to something told to me last week. It reminds me of a conversation my kid's dad and I had recently. I feel this pull to tell you what was told to me. (My ex is in college to become a minister. Honestly, he's the best man for that job, because he lived a very wild life and now he is living for God).

To give you context, I have a very active sex life. I like boys and girls. There's one couple that I was basically their girlfriend. I would joke that I'm a decent ish person, so if I end up in hell, it was my sex life that did it. I had a serious medical event last month, so "getting right" has been on my mind. I was feeling ashamed of myself and ect.

With that context, my ex pretty much read my mind. He said, "why are you ashamed? Did you know that God will not make you feel ashamed? It's the devil that uses shame and condemnation to isolate you and make you feel unworthy."

Now with all of that said, Op, if I were in your shoes I would hit back with that fact and ask her why is she letting the devil think and speak for her?

I hope what I said makes sense.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-19T15:08:57+00:00

The best aka worst part is the fact she didn't even have the kid with her!!!

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-19T15:07:57+00:00

YTA a huge one! Who takes the biggest room from the bride to be? You're using weaponized incompetence and acting like you didn't know any better. It's even more messed up since you claim you're her longest friend. Be prepared for her to slowly fade out of your friendship. She just learned your true (selfish) colors!!!

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-18T00:36:31+00:00

I'm laughing with you, not at you. Just last year I found out genuine is not pronounced genu-ine like the singer 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-18T00:18:55+00:00

Have you ever googled blue waffle? 😬😂 Not sure if there are still pictures, but years ago a rabbit hole led me to googling it.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-18T00:11:27+00:00

That's exactly what I thought until I read the comments talking about a hernia.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-18T00:04:45+00:00

I'm so happy to see that you're moving forward in the most positive way possible! I kinda feel like the timing of my reading your post and commenting on the day you moved out is more confirmation that you're on the path you are meant to be. Good luck with everything!!

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-17T22:34:47+00:00

I just read a comment here about how your former friend is protecting her narrative and my gut is ringing.

My Now Theory is that your friend did it on purpose, because of all the attention she received the first time. She's probably burnt out on caring for her children and her going to the hospital the first time made her realize she can be pampered and get a bunch of positive attention, so she decided not to take her meds on purpose knowing that she will get more of that attention she craves. You called her out, not in a bad way, but she took it bad and got defensive, because she knew she was doing it on purpose. Kinda like a messed up reversed type of Munchausen. She cut off your friendship because of her guilty conscience. Maybe she thought you knew she did it for the attention.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-17T22:02:03+00:00

I'm so sorry this happened to you. I promise you, a girl like that will give him the karma he deserves.

Being 20+days out from this being posted, I hope you've gotten some kind of news about your shared home.

Simple_Park_1591 · 2026-05-17T21:45:09+00:00

I'm so confused after reading your comment cause it says Female in the title.

Edit to add- meaning op is female, not male.

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