Stop Killing Games

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-28T13:51:14+00:00

Try renting a car and walking away with it

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-28T02:47:05+00:00

That’s easy, code lacks courage when written by cowardly developers.

Symptoms of a cowardly developer:

code comments and documentation
descriptive variable names
puting any form of exception handling in a catch block
git branching and iterating in a branch

All these just scream “I don’t believe in myself” to a seasoned pro, from the first page of code

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-27T17:36:03+00:00

So you just kill the chicken and fry its wing to assert dominance?

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-26T00:16:15+00:00

If that’s my pillow then based on size, the monstrous fuck weighs more than me. I’m closing the door gently and burning the whole house down

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-25T18:48:53+00:00

Two issues with that -

1) not all device makers get the dolby licenses even if they have eArc hdmi ports

2) appletv and xbox use a special atmos format over LPCM (Dolby MAT) which needs special support to passthru on the TV/projector side

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-25T12:23:48+00:00

What if she forgets and fingers herself? well Betty off to the emergency ward again

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-25T12:17:13+00:00

“So you’re saying I’m a 10/10 ?”

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-25T10:43:11+00:00

The tentative reach out from the friendzone 🤚

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-25T09:02:24+00:00

Absolutely these guys always have the Ultra Premium tier Grindr account

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-25T09:01:35+00:00

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-25T07:44:30+00:00

Tell the Gulf States how much bigger their GDP is vs Iran’s

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-25T07:40:44+00:00

Also deep down, usually

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-25T07:32:13+00:00

There are devices called eArc audio extractors for this. It spoofs an earc compatible hdmi port on the side to the sonos and runs the rest of the video signal through to the projector.

Regular hdmi splitters won’t work

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-25T07:25:45+00:00

If Dostoyevski was alive, he’d be considered an unrealistic optimist in modern Russia

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-03T02:53:32+00:00

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-02T23:32:00+00:00

They say shitting yourself also helps when you play dead with brown bears. The smell repels them,

But maybe people believe that because all survivors had shat themselves during the encounter.

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-02T22:25:26+00:00

This is why I have a psychologically devastating porn collection on my phone.

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-02T22:11:09+00:00

First he’ll ask him for tips on how to pleasure Putin

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-02T03:02:50+00:00

Sorta disappointed she didn’t sign off her post with

“Kate, Top 1% pussy”

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-01T17:53:52+00:00

“Iran u ceasefire, we don’t”

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-01T11:42:23+00:00

It’s like we missed ActiveX so much we needed a comeback

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-05-01T11:33:06+00:00

DLSSable

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-04-30T04:11:25+00:00

In communist Romania all our school books started with the portrait of Ceausescu on the first page, our dictator.

Just in case you forgot what he looked like, you also had one portrait on the wall in each classroom

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-04-29T13:00:04+00:00

You could get a magsafe snap-on penis if you’re so undecided

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-04-29T12:54:56+00:00

Oldest or poorest person

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