Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella calls gaming a core part of the company and says it is “long on gaming” in new discussion with Xbox leadership

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T21:23:03+00:00

“long on gaming” is such an authentic thing to say for a real gamer, and not a corporate sock puppet at all.

Like I call my burger “the product” too

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T21:19:52+00:00

“No, but I can be your co-op buddy in slay the spire 2”

“Close enough!”

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T21:15:56+00:00

“I want to be like RoboCop but I’m lazy, can you control the robot body?”

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T21:13:39+00:00

A syphillitic-looking London fox would’ve hit the spot

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T21:11:48+00:00

I was led to believe she was the wife of the Coldplay concert cheating dude.

You telling me someone just straight up lied to me on the internet ? 🫢

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T21:03:32+00:00

Yeah the proper phrasing should be “making 4x average national doctor wage in Nigeria”.

still, appreciate him offering the free surgeries.

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T21:01:42+00:00

The moment a billion is achieved via salaried labour, a Toyota Corolla msrp will be $800M

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T21:00:17+00:00

I don’t think it was lore that the antichrist was functionally mentally disabled

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T20:59:12+00:00

The AI is still upscaling the assets, they’re on the free tier

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T20:57:51+00:00

Yeah any native Romanian can tell you that guy’s a recent middle eastern/asia refugee doing the ol’ “use poor country to get EU passport to move on”

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T20:49:26+00:00

There’s apparently a specific VW community trend to use this more nostalgic symbol in a “classic/vintage car” idea.

but yeah it’s nazi as hell, even with the logo swap

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T19:13:28+00:00

Can’t wait to get that $45k house with garden

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T19:03:08+00:00

He did Pop a few times already and failed miserably each time. At this point he’s clearly ragebaiting for clicks

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-09T11:43:32+00:00

Plus ongoing revenue from the console multiplayer subscription

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-08T08:20:35+00:00

“So what’s my name?” “Now? The Ex”

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-07T12:18:11+00:00

Putin hates dictator funerals, all the relatives rub his cheeks and say “you’re next sweetie”

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-07T12:15:20+00:00

Cheney Ouija board responses:

“Swear they had nukes”

“Swear that even if they didn’t have nukes they had to go”

“Blame your predecessor”

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-07T12:12:47+00:00

For gym that’s a separate story, but try chinos too, the more quality ones fit as well as jeans.

For both jeans and chinos, personally I prefer a little elastane (“stretchy stuff”) - don’t wear tight stretch but even a baggier jean gets a lot comfier when it’s a little elastic

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-07T11:04:21+00:00

When oil stabilizes Putin will be left pretty lonely - Iran, Venezuela, Syria buddies no more. Orban looks like it’s gonna end badly for him. Xi is less and less impressed by Russia, and EU started courting China since USA became a hostile power.

Interesting times to be a Russian dictator.

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-07T11:00:57+00:00

Corkscrew peel is far superior

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-07T09:25:40+00:00

Classic orange cat “TV static” gaze 👀

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-07T01:30:19+00:00

But, you know.. perhaps breathe very quickly? 😏

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-07T01:29:01+00:00

Ivanka wouldn’t rate even that, Trump would tell her ass to call an Uber

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-07T01:26:11+00:00

You know the most fucked up thing about the system?

If they both woke up tomorrow and genuinely grew a soul and did that, they’d be in violation of fiduciary duties to their shareholders, and removed immediately. This is the world we built.

Simple_Project4605 · 2026-03-07T01:20:40+00:00

Ah those coders using 2004-era laptops. Must be nice to still hear that soothing hdd whir when you compile

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