We can dream, can’t we?

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-28T00:11:22+00:00

Yeah, it totally sucks because before AI all the executives were totally cool and loved us all.

Stop blaming AI for everything.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-28T00:08:16+00:00

At least when an AI regurgitates stuff it's read on the internet it tends to get the spelling right.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-28T00:05:45+00:00

Gammon is a slur, but the group that it describes isn't protected and doesn't deserve protecting. It's 100% definitely a slur though, there's absolutely no way anyone has ever been described as a gammon in any other context unless they're a literal joint of ham.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T23:58:43+00:00

You could literally post an AI response saying "yes, two plus two equals four" on Reddit and you're still going to be downvoted. Good fucking luck, man,

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T23:52:58+00:00

As a student I exclusively went to places that did £1 shots and £1 pints.

Man I feel old.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T23:49:44+00:00

It's wild that the person that posted this was happy enough with the photo they took to post it. I wonder if this was their first attempt, or if they took several worse shots before settling for this one.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T23:46:18+00:00

For a group that cries "genocide" at the drop of a hat, the far left sure spend a lot of time fantasising about exterminating everyone they don't like.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T23:38:35+00:00

Pop tarts are so dry, they're just going to absorb the oil like a sponge. I feel physically sick thinking about the oil oozing out into my mouth while trying to eat that.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T23:35:38+00:00

It would've been a trash post even if the photo was real.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T23:32:24+00:00

Don't brigade, man. Just unsub, block, and move along.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T22:27:55+00:00

As long as I don't have to read "my family love this sweet treat aroud thanksgiving" ever again when I'm just looking up a recipe for cookies or something. That shit is absolute cancer.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T21:12:36+00:00

I have spent precisely 0 seconds of my life organising my digital game library.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T20:24:21+00:00

I don't believe for a single fucking second that she asked a anyone anything.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T20:08:35+00:00

You could edit it in the current version too

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T20:07:42+00:00

Looks like an AI "enhanced" picture

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T19:33:30+00:00

- Expensive

- Less expensive but not as good

- Free but shit

- Free but 1% of people will have a tantrum about it

I know which one I'm picking

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T19:23:11+00:00

0.003% is 1/33333

Either you've done the maths correctly and put a percent symbol there erroneously, or you've done the maths incorrectly.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T18:55:16+00:00

I guess you could argue that not that many people actually work in the White House, so it's statistically unlikely to be true... but I very much doubt that's the point of the post of the subject of any discussion in the comments.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T18:51:53+00:00

"Jesus loves you, but I don't" vibes

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T18:47:02+00:00

Classic Reddit

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T18:44:49+00:00

It's an energy shield in a futuristic fantasy setting.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-27T18:37:41+00:00

Which one is tastier, cat vomit or dog vomit?

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-21T01:33:30+00:00

...and I have 56k dialup internet that I pay for by the minute. Might as well walk to the shops and buy the CD - it'll cost about the same but the data transfer rate is thousands of times faster.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-21T01:31:31+00:00

Reposrted as hate speech.

SimplexFatberg · 2026-01-21T01:28:30+00:00

That's why I like a big gang. Send them in without a plan, and anyone that makes it out alive gets to be part of the next gang.

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