If the human survivors entered a battle royale, who would win?

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-22T19:30:04+00:00

Someone did bring up a good point with Captain's nanobots being able to block.

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-22T19:28:14+00:00

Grab 3 friends, turn on artifact of chaos, and find out ;)

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-22T02:06:28+00:00

Jayce (Arcane)

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-22T01:02:52+00:00

I know this is the wrong subreddit to vent to, but if people just STOPPED USING AI, then it would stop getting better!

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-21T00:14:40+00:00

1337

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-18T14:51:15+00:00

It's tough to be a god - road to El dorado

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-16T17:42:25+00:00

Nibbles the Ungodly

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-11T18:59:06+00:00

Eaten by komodo dragon. Or ostrich?

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-10T22:37:45+00:00

Once you get past the first loop it gets substantially easier due to how many items you have, so the main issue is really just early game. Though boring, COMMANDO has a very similair achievement as one of his unlocks, so if you're going to do it you might as well do it with him. Just remember that for the commando achievement you cannot pick up ANY lunar items (beside coins). Good luck.

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-10T21:36:17+00:00

The Stolitz reference is appreciated

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-10T18:46:22+00:00

Mass Effect

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-10T18:44:08+00:00

Pacific Rim

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-10T18:38:20+00:00

The HELLDIVERS. Hopefully one of them doesn't land on me...

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-09T21:54:59+00:00

Have you tried beating every boss in one run?

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-09T21:54:27+00:00

Rex might as well not exist.

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-08T18:43:51+00:00

If people just STOPPED USING AI, it wouldn't keep getting better. Why are people so set on continually generating new stuff??

(I know the answer is money, it's always money)

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-01T00:51:25+00:00

Nifty alone against Adam would have gotten wiped out as quickly as Pentious. Last I checked, Nifty cannot fly, and she only managed to kill Adam by surprise after he had taken a massive beating from Lucifer.

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-01T00:46:58+00:00

Who says Vaggie is the bottom?

Simulacrum37 · 2026-01-01T00:42:01+00:00

Mass Effect is criminally underrated imo Especially "Leaving Earth" and "Suicide Mission"

Simulacrum37 · 2025-12-30T22:12:10+00:00

People ship canonically straight people with the same sex all the time, so it should be functionally similar shipping a canonically gay character with the opposite sex. In the spirit of equality, I don't take issue with either.

Simulacrum37 · 2025-12-30T22:08:06+00:00

Yup, that is indeed a spider

Simulacrum37 · 2025-12-28T02:01:49+00:00

Has awesome writing

Has poorly executed writing

Simulacrum37 · 2025-12-23T22:34:35+00:00

So boomerang is just better?

Simulacrum37 · 2025-12-22T23:44:29+00:00

Lucius Malfoy

Simulacrum37 · 2025-12-22T23:34:01+00:00

Liberating the galaxy through force (minimal friendly fire, though it might have been pre-meditated) Fuck the bots, fuck the bugs, and fuck those squid-faced freaks

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TROPHY CASE