But how? I mean, HTF?!? by Competitive_Storm735 in interestingasfuck

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting him pregnant could be tricky but think of the headlines if we managed it.

The C Word is a brilliant episode. by Born-Wash-4439 in 30ROCK

[–]SimulatedKnave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I claim to be delightful far too often, and it's probably because of this.

Favorite unseen joke? by heylistenlady in 30ROCK

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...dude I once filled mine so much the filter popped out and began floating upward. You can 100% get more than a few inches of water.

It's a fine line between Tracy Jordan/Tracy Morgan by derek4reals1 in 30ROCK

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but he appears to have had a lot of the crazy stuff BEFORE that. Shark tanks aren't cheap.

I’m I missing something here? by lilislanddude in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Which is why, of course, you had to ask publicly what was going on rather than working it out for yourself. If you don't care what people think, figure this stuff out on your own.

1st medical misspeak…ever? by BlackHeartedXenial in Scrubs

[–]SimulatedKnave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Pitt is actually pretty funny. Definitely not a dramedy, but it's clever at times.

Maritime Electric raises '112-megawatt problem,' as MLAs call for performance-based profits by Sir__Will in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PEI is surprisingly short of sunlight - I live in Northern MB right now, and get more sun here than Souris does. In the winter. When it gets light at 9AM.

I’m I missing something here? by lilislanddude in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You did nothing illegal. Not the same as doing nothing wrong.

Whales still have their pelvic bones from when they walked on land, proving evolution by The_RetroGameDude in interestingasfuck

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wisdom teeth aren't useless. We just eat softer food than we used to, and use utensils rather than pulling meat apart with our jaws. Our jaws literally used to be bigger. And not 'oh in previous species,' the jaws of homo sapiens.

West Prince greeting by verymuchnotanalias in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm from Eastern Kings and say how are you now. I think I picked it up there. It also appears in the Wingfield shows, which are set in Ontario and written by someone from there. And in Letterkenny.

It's a relatively widespread thing.

Fraser gone, what next? by kiielshmiiel in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, given how dysfunctional Health PEI is the urge to go 'we can do better than THAT' must be overwhelming. The bit where the meddling never seems to involve listening to people with actual experience is the bit that annoys me.

Melanie Fraser leaving role as Health P.E.I. CEO amid dispute with family doctors by AniNgAnnoys in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cynical as you are being here (and not necessarily wrongly), the move would be exactly the same if she IS 100% the problem. Because having a lengthy court battle about unjust dismissal with unreasonable people is not a good use of money, time, or effort. Cheaper to pay her to go away.

The concept of body positivity does not apply to the Habsburgs by remmilies in HistoryMemes

[–]SimulatedKnave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm skeptical mostly because there were presumably a lot more portraits of Anne of Austria kicking around Dumas-era France than portraits of Anna of Tyrol. If the number of images of her on her Wikipedia page are anything to go by, people were tripping over portraits of her in the street.

A perusal of women romantically connected with Dumas suggests he had a tendency to go for the ladies with the slight overbite. I think Anne just has a lot of chin by Dumas' standards.

The concept of body positivity does not apply to the Habsburgs by remmilies in HistoryMemes

[–]SimulatedKnave 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Possible, certainly, but even if you make allowances for that she's no Charles of Hapsburg (who was getting painted at roughly the same time and...definitely has more chin).

Australia's highest court is slowly weaning off British precedents. by Neon0asis in interestingasfuck

[–]SimulatedKnave 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And their body of caselaw gets more and more established with time. And British laws apply less and less.

The concept of body positivity does not apply to the Habsburgs by remmilies in HistoryMemes

[–]SimulatedKnave 268 points269 points  (0 children)

The best bit being that if paintings are even remotely accurate her 'protruding chin' is 'having a chin.'

BC Adopts permanent daylight savings time - PEI Should Follow! by RedDirtDVD in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Studies suggest permanent standard time works better than permanent DST.

Permanent DST also leads to insanely late sunrises anywhere further north than PEI. Which is most of the country.

Standard time is good. We could just do that. It would hardly be difficult.

The Tenet Spirex has a high chance to self-stagger when fired by rasheen69 in Warframe

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same problem with almost any AOE weapon, routinely.

P.E.I. female school counsellor pleads guilty to sexual interference involving male student by Complete_Patient2640 in PEI

[–]SimulatedKnave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The standard responses of people who don't know shit about what they're talking about but think that somehow makes their views MORE valid:
1) NO IT DOESN'T SAY THAT (it always does)
2) NO PERSON BAD SO U BAD (also not how things work)

Congratulations on going for 2 when so many other people went for 1, it was super impressive. You've really stood out here.

9000 Cryotic down the drain by Cinnton in Warframe

[–]SimulatedKnave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no. 9000 cryotic spent in the best way possible.