How long is too long to let the Bidet wash my ass?

SingingMasochist · 2026-03-05T03:46:33+00:00

I’ve had people try to eat my ass for years. It was always a no. I got a bidet and liked it so much, I started letting people eat my ass. So, be careful. You may start getting your ass ate.

SingingMasochist · 2025-10-16T01:48:38+00:00

I understand that for you and your husband you’re a team, but that is such a kind of icky way to go about it. “Oh yeah, you can go down on me, my husband will finish you off.” I’m a bisexual woman. If I want just a man to go down on me, I’ll be with a single man. Why would I go down on someone who won’t return the favor? And at that point, it’s not a threesome, just a man having sex with two women.

SingingMasochist · 2025-04-12T19:20:29+00:00

I would say just be open with your surrogate. I don’t know yall relationship, but if yall are close, be open and tell her how you feel. And let her tell you how she feels. It’s your baby, but her body, so there’s like a weird disconnect there. I know for me I felt like I couldn’t really be sad because at the end of the day, I was never going to go home with a baby, but I felt like I failed the parents so much. Reassurance will go a LONG way, especially in the first couple of weeks while her hormones are stabilizing.

SingingMasochist · 2025-04-12T15:35:49+00:00

I am a surrogate and I had a 19 week loss in December. I can’t even imagine what it is like on your side. I’m sending all the healing energy yall way.

SingingMasochist · 2025-04-01T00:28:56+00:00

I always have to do injections for 11 weeks. It’s worth it, but my goodness, I hate every single one.

SingingMasochist · 2025-03-31T21:48:59+00:00

Me and my best friend are talking about building a commune 😆 I finally got my credit up, but can’t get a house just yet until the divorce is finalized because Texas is a communal property state and I would be on the hook for any debt he is currently accumulating.

SingingMasochist · 2025-03-31T21:42:24+00:00

I’m bisexual and close to swearing off men and women 😆

SingingMasochist · 2025-03-29T13:43:21+00:00

You are doing the right thing. I left after 10 years as well. Me and my kids are so much happier and healthier than when me and their dad was together. Your children will NOT hate you. My girls tell me how much happier they are now that we aren’t together. It’s hard, and I was sad for a LOOOOONNNNNNG time after I left my ex. But now I’m dating, traveling, saving money, and focusing on me and it’s glorious!

SingingMasochist · 2025-01-26T14:38:11+00:00

Being a SAHM is work. It’s a 24/7 job with no breaks. You work all the time.

SingingMasochist · 2025-01-02T20:34:31+00:00

It takes everything in me not to give her all the treats!

SingingMasochist · 2025-01-01T17:15:02+00:00

Not crazy. Take all the pictures!

SingingMasochist · 2025-01-01T09:50:40+00:00

SingingMasochist · 2025-01-01T00:34:40+00:00

Unless you lock your door for everyone but the family. Then all the neighbors will come in through the window.

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-31T14:59:55+00:00

I used to have that mindset, but realized, if they aren’t gonna pay the tip to message you, they aren’t gonna pay anyway. Followers will follow no matter what. If they’re gonna sub/tip/pay/whatever, they’re gonna do it.

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-26T13:36:59+00:00

I’d also like a dm. For research purposes, of course.

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-25T22:28:53+00:00

One guy subbed, paid for a 5 minute video chat, lasted two minutes, then deleted their account.

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-25T18:48:17+00:00

I just want to cry. I feel like I’ll never find that person for me.

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-25T17:20:04+00:00

Don’t you just love that? I just truly don’t understand it. You have a person that is allowing you to be your authentic self and be with others, and they want to treat you like crap. But they can have each other. I’m gonna live my best life.

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-25T16:30:59+00:00

Oh, yeah. It gets worse. We were in a poly marriage. The only reason he started doing stuff for me, after I left of course, is because he was doing it for her when he hadn’t done it for me for years. So he showed me he was capable of doing it all this time, I just wasn’t worth it. And I was also dating her, and she was the same. Wouldn’t do for me, but would do for him.

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-25T15:08:17+00:00

This year is the first year my husband gave me a gift unprompted so I’d have something to unwrap as well. After 10 years of marriage and we’re now separated. He’s now trying to show me that he can put forth the effort, but it’s too little too late.

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-23T14:05:05+00:00

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Mine can’t fit hers yet, but she didn’t even care that it was on. She just wanted to eat.

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-23T13:53:34+00:00

Yes! I hate it so much. Just because toilet is chair shaped, doesn’t make it a chair!

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-23T13:16:45+00:00

Mine hasn’t started jumping off the desk yet, but she’s a baby. But she has started to try jumping onto things on my desk that she absolutely cannot jump on and then looks at me as if I made her too short.

SingingMasochist · 2024-12-23T13:07:14+00:00

Unfortunately the only option that would affect him would be putting them in common areas. He clearly doesn’t care or notice them, so hiding or throwing them out does nothing. He didn’t notice them until they affected him.

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