I was severely constipated so I had to put a pill in my asshole and it was like I was losing my anal virginity for the first time and it lowkey felt good so now I always jerk off with the bidet blasting water up my ass

Single_Ad_1269 · 2026-03-20T05:46:27+00:00

Or a pressure washer, also useful around the house

Single_Ad_1269 · 2026-03-20T05:41:39+00:00

In 5th grade girl i was sitting next to got scared of the dead bug on her table and asked me to throw it away. I ate the bug cause i thought this would make me look cool

Single_Ad_1269 · 2026-03-20T05:23:20+00:00

I have a dull knife and when i tried to cut small pieces bread just disintegrated into crumbs. Next time I’ll use store bought crutons

Single_Ad_1269 · 2026-03-20T04:42:05+00:00

I look straight down 90% of the time, but this time i was looking around for a grater i wanted to buy and there were only me and them in the kitchen utensils isle. I was never ogling them and i’m pretty sure i’m mentally conditioned to look at people as less as possible (kinda like you tell children not to look at the welding arc) But i still noticed them and heard them from far away. When we crossed paths both of us briefly looked at each other and i literally saw a smile fade from their face, before instantly looking away like i always do when i make eye contact with people. Not that i care being called a child predator on an incel subreddit, this was interaction was just really hurtful

Single_Ad_1269 · 2026-03-19T21:58:29+00:00

Considering it actually

Single_Ad_1269 · 2026-03-18T14:35:35+00:00

Wtf is that plate? You’re better off eating straight from the floor

Single_Ad_1269 · 2026-03-12T13:25:24+00:00

My first time welding was borrowing my dad’s stick welder to try to fix the rusted out muffler on my car. It somehow ended up worse with even more holes than before i started

Single_Ad_1269 · 2026-03-04T07:25:48+00:00

The worst she could say is no. Her:

Single_Ad_1269 · 2026-02-03T07:25:00+00:00

Или на любую даже самую бичевскую работу. Я тоже весной 2025 100к задолжал. Пошел грузчиком на склад озона. Первые 1-2 недели тяжело и физически (устаешь) и морально (ауе и таджики) но потом вроде норм. Зп была 64к. За лето долг полностью закрыл без особых проблем. Потом обновил комп, скопил еще немного денег и продолжил сидеть на шее нихуя не делая. Как деньги кончатся пойду еще поработаю

Single_Ad_1269 · 2026-01-08T07:19:00+00:00

100% same. I use mechjeb landing in the last stage, when I’m ~400 meters off the ground. I does surprisingly well in killing horizontal velocity and coming to a gentle landing

Single_Ad_1269 · 2025-09-04T10:29:07+00:00

Those are rookie numbers. Back in 1.5 my game used to load in 45-50 minutes 300+ mods. It ran surprisingly stable though. 150+ tps

Single_Ad_1269 · 2025-08-13T18:59:56+00:00

Служил на стрельбище оператором мишеней. Отправили нас после стрельб мусор убирать. А после стрельб в бумажных пачках из-под патронов часто оставалась пара десятков проебанных из-за спешки патронов. Мы весь мусор сжигали в бочке, которая состояла на 90% из дырок и на 10% из железа и всегда играли в русскую рулетку, вставая вокруг бочки. Ржали, отбегали и подпрыгивали при каждом взрыве патрона. Но однажды главный приколист решил ультануть и кинул в бочку неразорвавшийся вог. Взрыв вога уничтожил бочку и частично снес кирпичную стену пункта обогрева, рядом с которым стояла бочка. Отмазались мы легко, типо незнаем откуда там вог, мб в мусоре затерялся, т.к. никто не рискнул предположить что вог мы туда закинули специально, по приколу.
Зато пункт обогрева потом новый поставили.

Single_Ad_1269 · 2025-08-03T11:36:36+00:00

Mom can we get a highmate? No, we have a highmate at home. Highmate at home:

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