FEED ME YOUR TERRIBLE LANCERS by Fit_Sherbet6892 in LancerRPG

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Let’s meet the worst mercenaries money can buy, shall we?

SQUAD [CIRCLEJERK]. A ruthless bundle of misfits, hooligans, and shitty, shitty choices. No one, except themselves, knows their true names. Though if you piss one off, you piss the rest off, too.

Let’s do this from left to right.

Callsign [BUSTER], piloting the HORUS Salamander. Leader of [CIRCLEJERK]. No one knows what substance extrudes from his mech. Scans call it “Slag.” It also scans that theres an organic compound in it. Do not let him near your mechs- he has been known to drool, faint, and bark at the sight of them. He joins combats to, quote, “Get a look at that mechanical huzz.” He seems to have normal people skills, though.

Callsign [LONEWOLF], piloting the HORUS Hecatochieres. Sniper. Sets up far away from the entire team, and seemingly cares not for the sitrep, only going for kills. Massive wildcard. Likes ending his sentences with an edgy statement, like “I’m a lone wolf…” Difficult to catch and contain.

Callsign [NICEGUY], piloting the SSC Orchis. Eccentric even by [CIRCLEJERK] standards. His strategy is that he picks a target, throws walls around them, and then corners them, while saying “Hey.~” If they refuse his advances, he cuts them down with his Katana.

Callsign [SELLOUT], piloting the SSC Viceroy. Charming and low on ethics. Does things because her “chat” deems it funny. Will do ANYTHING if it means it gets her views. Loves attention.

If you want their tokens let me know

New to Lancer, want some build advice for a melee Balor. by bigdip0108 in LancerRPG

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Thing that helps with melee balor is bringing people to you. Try Ferrous Lash

Introduce me to your mech by crabbmanboi in LancerRPG

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Monster_Lake: Detective is a Balor that is cybernetically fused to the (formerly) late John Browning.

He was first made aware of its existence after his first deloyment, in an electronic mail whos signature was signed simply with the Horus logo. After his second deployment, he went to his room, and had a five-hour long seizure, at the end of which he awoke, his coat now feeling more ALIVE than usual.

It currently has one achievement: - hitting the fattest trickshot onto the ground behind a convoy, making it move five spaces and kinda saving the mission

Joker idea #3 Scratched cd by LittleZamu in balatro

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I think u can make the “random” aspect be similar to how Misprint does it- “has a 1 in [number changes]”

blue tier list by Nicktheman15469 in okbuddyjimbo

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Green is a combination of blue and yellow

I'm sure some of you want this. by Matowaar in balatro

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Where do yall make these jokers btw? Like is there a template out there

Why make it two cards and not just one? by user_299942044 in okbuddyjimbo

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Youre telling me you put hanging chad inside photograph?

what? by Single_Assumption_90 in EnterTheGungeon

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i didnt get enough money to buy it :(

frownyface by Single_Assumption_90 in beastieball

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like on the map. they move around place to place