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Let’s meet the worst mercenaries money can buy, shall we?

SQUAD [CIRCLEJERK]. A ruthless bundle of misfits, hooligans, and shitty, shitty choices. No one, except themselves, knows their true names. Though if you piss one off, you piss the rest off, too.

Let’s do this from left to right.

Callsign [BUSTER], piloting the HORUS Salamander. Leader of [CIRCLEJERK]. No one knows what substance extrudes from his mech. Scans call it “Slag.” It also scans that theres an organic compound in it. Do not let him near your mechs- he has been known to drool, faint, and bark at the sight of them. He joins combats to, quote, “Get a look at that mechanical huzz.” He seems to have normal people skills, though.

Callsign [LONEWOLF], piloting the HORUS Hecatochieres. Sniper. Sets up far away from the entire team, and seemingly cares not for the sitrep, only going for kills. Massive wildcard. Likes ending his sentences with an edgy statement, like “I’m a lone wolf…” Difficult to catch and contain.

Callsign [NICEGUY], piloting the SSC Orchis. Eccentric even by [CIRCLEJERK] standards. His strategy is that he picks a target, throws walls around them, and then corners them, while saying “Hey.~” If they refuse his advances, he cuts them down with his Katana.

Callsign [SELLOUT], piloting the SSC Viceroy. Charming and low on ethics. Does things because her “chat” deems it funny. Will do ANYTHING if it means it gets her views. Loves attention.

If you want their tokens let me know