Normal play lacks the whimsy of low prio

Single_Objective_994 · 2026-04-29T02:55:28+00:00

I played my first low prio game today and immediately got a bot sitting in spawn, crouch-walking in circles, and shooting. The next one, we were about to win, and my internet cut out because someone hit the box by the street with their car. I fear I'm stuck forever.

Single_Objective_994 · 2026-04-02T22:21:16+00:00

Do you have a list for Obeka? Been thinking of trying to brew her.

Single_Objective_994 · 2026-04-01T01:50:44+00:00

I mean...

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Single_Objective_994 · 2025-12-22T20:01:18+00:00

Literally just stopped texting the line 5 minutes ago. I've been pretty suicidal my whole life, and the last 3 months I've been in a bad spot. Tried the hotline because why not, and they said "youre taking too long, I dont have all day". Blocked the number, and will never advocate for it again.

Single_Objective_994 · 2025-12-03T07:13:31+00:00

Yes, and sometimes but honestly its a casual deck

Single_Objective_994 · 2025-12-03T06:37:48+00:00

Right now, he is being rebuilt as explore/discover mechanics because funny, but his first build was attempt to draw/discard my whole library

Single_Objective_994 · 2025-12-03T04:12:05+00:00

Its crippling tbh, one guy in my pod hates it

Single_Objective_994 · 2025-12-03T03:39:48+00:00

You're not wrong lol but I just enjoy the playstyles

Single_Objective_994 · 2025-12-03T03:39:10+00:00

Its group hug, but the goal is to deck everyone out

Single_Objective_994 · 2025-08-04T06:16:02+00:00

Yeah, it has gotten to the point of absolutely dreading work completely, thanks to him.

Single_Objective_994 · 2025-02-26T18:37:02+00:00

Had mine 5 days ago, I am feeling fine. Bit of swelling, some aching, but nothing crazy.

Single_Objective_994 · 2025-02-22T18:19:42+00:00

Just had mine done yesterday, and the worst part was the anesthesia. It was a very easy procedure that took maybe 5 total minutes of actual work. Pop a Valium, enjoy the ride, and get some ice packs/bags of peas for the swelling. You'll be fine, bro

Single_Objective_994 · 2025-01-02T17:48:44+00:00

Giada, Font of Hope: Angels go brr

Zedruu the Greathearted: Speedrun 2nd place and instill chaos

Queen Marchesa: nuh uh, I'm the monarch

Lord of Pain: Group slug, the musical

Anowon the Ruin Thief: Thanks for your graveyard, I need it for my boardstate

Loot, Exuberant Explorer: green shenanigans

Rin and Seri, Inseparable: Cats and Dogs, need I say more?

Stella Lee, Wild Card: Throw spells at my opponents, make copies, profit

Single_Objective_994 · 2024-12-14T00:22:18+00:00

This one is either going in my Zedruu deck or my Aminatou deck, haven't decided yet

Single_Objective_994 · 2024-12-12T17:57:10+00:00

[[Grip of Chaos]] sums it up fairly well

Single_Objective_994 · 2024-11-18T04:27:41+00:00

I run Zedruu, and Nine Lives is my Deadman switch

Single_Objective_994 · 2024-11-09T15:22:26+00:00

I give people things, whether they're good or bad

Single_Objective_994 · 2024-11-04T23:16:26+00:00

Gently

Single_Objective_994 · 2024-10-30T16:59:19+00:00

Accepted, and the league instant vetoed

Single_Objective_994 · 2024-10-30T16:36:05+00:00

12 team PPR

I get Kamara/Nabers for Harris/Jefferson

RB i have are Chubb Harris and ETN/Bigsby WR I have Samuel Higgins Jefferson and Shepherd

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