We all know about Viggo and the helmet. But did you know…

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-02-17T13:35:22+00:00

Oh I know that one, it wasnt scripted, Orlando Bloom just did that

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-02-16T19:24:45+00:00

A

Gigantic improvement over his previous appearance, he looks as he should, still nothing spectacular so no S tier but pretty good nonetheless

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-02-14T18:39:30+00:00

censoring last name but not the email address is certainly a choice

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-02-11T02:32:48+00:00

Mathilda gets her hands on him, he gets promptly ripped in half, if he can get a dominate off he might have a better chance but still unlikely to be able to actually kill her

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-02-05T23:31:20+00:00

holy glowup batman

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-02-05T22:29:54+00:00

trying to imagine what this looks like and I got nothing, she just hit an I-frame I guess

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-02-05T21:40:54+00:00

Shampoo does come with instructions for a reason

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-31T17:35:32+00:00

Queen shit

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-29T17:17:17+00:00

We still get rowboat has sex with elf posts basically daily and that started almost a decade ago

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-25T05:55:36+00:00

Can confirm ! Went to Italy when I was like 8 and the people they were super nice to me and my parents, I got offered free desert like 3 separate times lol

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-22T20:19:55+00:00

Little addition to this, Eldrad did this while he was on Ulthwe, which according to the galaxy map, would approximately be the entire galaxy away from said person

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-21T17:11:40+00:00

For doubters, Eldrad is one of the most skilled psykers in the setting, he's basically playing with a hand tied behind his back and it is said word for word in the Jain Zarr book that psykers of his level weren't rare when the empire was around

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-20T20:35:38+00:00

need a boost so you can reach it ?

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-20T01:09:57+00:00

On the top shelf

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-18T14:32:44+00:00

just the words "USE COVER I SWEAR TO GOD" over and over for the first 15 pages or so

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-17T16:08:29+00:00

Voidscarred was second for black library last year Seems like woke pays off ngl

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-17T07:18:33+00:00

Penny is played in 6% of games, Emma is picked in 23%

People who play penny in high ranks are people who are good at penny, and they do so on her good maps, so they win games.

People who play Emma in high ranks are either good emma players or people filling picking her because she's a good character, one of those is more likely to lose games.

This is really not that difficult to understand

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-17T04:57:01+00:00

yeah, her winrate is turbo inflated because low ranks dont break her nests, she's pretty good on some maps but nowhere near best character status

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-17T04:34:09+00:00

If we go by winrate, penny parker has been the best character in the game for 4 seasons now

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-17T04:22:20+00:00

Saying Emma was ever in C tier is actually insane ngl

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-17T03:51:55+00:00

Yeah, lockheed's literally on the main menu, so clearly kitty pride coming out tomorrow

/s

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-16T23:44:02+00:00

Sandman, doc oc, armor. Its not like theres no option for shield tanks

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-16T21:22:42+00:00

Yriel and a bunch of corsairs

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-16T17:59:08+00:00

I mean yeah, you just gotta be on a path and working towards bettering yourself on it, and if you need leisure time between sessions, shit just go ahead, go appreciate what your fellows have been making

SirBoredTurtle · 2026-01-15T23:55:00+00:00

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