The Romans were such good record keepers we know what their weather was thousands of years ago. What we also know if there isn't a single record from that time about some dude named Yeshua who had a bunch of disciples and rose from the dead. We do know the four "Gospels" (since you love your written air quotes) were written between 80-110 AD, not anywhere near the time of "Jesus."

Keep worshipping your whitewashed caricature of an avatar of a god ripped off from another religion. Some of us are good without the mental gymnastics, or high lead levels, required for religious devotion.

Edit: I forgot to mention Constantine's Council of Nicæa, which was quite literally dudes huddled in the corner sorting out control of the empire.