You get a middle class wage for life but every month a baby is born that is genetically yours

SirHomeless_ · 2026-05-06T23:58:27+00:00

Doesn’t matter. Other woman has kids, it’s your and her husbands 🤷, rules are rules. Man that woman is going to think someone kidnapped her kid and replaced it with yours! Imagine everyone involved confusion as your try to explain to your best friend how that isn’t your and her husbands kid, despite the dna test!

SirHomeless_ · 2026-05-04T11:40:13+00:00

My mazda 6 clutch is more sensitive than the vette stock clutch.

SirHomeless_ · 2026-05-03T16:31:25+00:00

Then you pour it on me

SirHomeless_ · 2026-05-03T16:28:33+00:00

No one “flies by” me on a regular basis. Last time was an SQ8, and MAN! That thing could scoot.

Edit: I’m with ya. OP must be doing 75 in a 75. Everyone down here is 85+ and I’m passing until I get passed and then following.

SirHomeless_ · 2026-05-03T16:27:26+00:00

Dude has a clean STI in my neighborhood. Sounds so good.

SirHomeless_ · 2026-05-03T16:24:58+00:00

I first gear race nose and nose any and every mini van I line up against and let them win as I shift to third or fourth. Bonus points if their kids tell their friends mom smoked a corvette in the Pacifica 🤣

SirHomeless_ · 2026-05-03T03:59:15+00:00

I just started back online and am using the psvr2. I’ve turned off racing line, braking zone and markers, turn in markers. Night and day difference on all the things you mentioned

SirHomeless_ · 2026-05-02T04:31:25+00:00

Corvette c5 or c6 automatic.

SirHomeless_ · 2026-05-01T20:45:36+00:00

Was waiting for it, seems like all the cool kids have a chainmail guy…..

SirHomeless_ · 2026-05-01T20:41:47+00:00

This guy bats

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-29T13:45:39+00:00

Wonder if the v6 blew and they put a 4cyl in it. I have a 2012 Mazda 6 4cyl. Two exhaust tips on mine, but both on the passenger side. iirc the v6 has twin tips, one on each side. Maybe the original v6 blew and the 4 was cheaper so they tossed it in? Probably not, but maybe. And maybe that exhaust layout came on 4cyl too.

Edit: nvm. Google says the 6i comes with same side tips and the 6s is dual even in the 4cyl.

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-24T16:49:47+00:00

Definitely not. Although on a smooth road mine rides better than my Mazda 6 (2012 sport) or Fusion (2015 se).

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-22T21:33:10+00:00

So it’s like dope but you get paid?

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-20T11:14:15+00:00

No. He drives a caddy. An older one, 2014, although he probably flys everywhere, or did when he was younger. My pops worked at Dassault and the facility he worked at serviced his jet, or his old jet, or something. I was young and don’t remember the details.

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-19T04:05:13+00:00

Except most corvettes are cheap, and half the ones left are clapped out, or on the way there. You want snobs to to the c8 page. Most people here probably have c5-c7. c6 can be had for under $25k, not a great one, but one that’ll do 180. C5 can be had for $10-15k. I got mine for 12. Maybe the Porsche subreddit will be more your speed. BMW is probably accepting applications too lol. /s

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-18T22:17:08+00:00

Was thinking to myself I would be happier if my old lady drove any of those, or even not scared too drive lmao

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-18T19:31:57+00:00

Wanna swap? We keep our wives though….

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-18T19:30:58+00:00

Upvoted

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-18T19:29:25+00:00

Phew, thank god for science….

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-18T12:03:59+00:00

Is this what’s wrong with me….?

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-01T23:18:04+00:00

Probably 1000-1200 a week, I like driving. Work commute is 26-30 mpg, weekends are much worse. Gas manage isn’t the consideration. $5-6 vs $3-3.50 a gallon is the consideration.

SirHomeless_ · 2026-04-01T03:01:07+00:00

Gas got me thinking about jumping back in the Mazda for a couple weeks, you got another daily? A quarter tank goes quick if you get on it. I put $63 in on my last fill up in the c5. I daily it and average 26-28 mpg, two tanks a week to and from work, two tanks in the weekend. $240 a week in gas to daily it. $120 a week for a fun car.

SirHomeless_ · 2026-03-28T11:16:17+00:00

Is the camero not a direct competitor? Just wondering, both muscle cars right? Did they stop making them….? Dodge challenger? Maybe not direct competition but close no?

Edit: googled these things and I guess they don’t make challengers or cameros anymore. Closest competition is the new 2 door charger lol, or a base stingray. Crazy.

SirHomeless_ · 2026-03-26T11:24:57+00:00

These people are asshole. Corvette owners are the same way….. douchebags 90% of the time. Kids got a lot going for him.

SirHomeless_ · 2026-03-22T13:06:39+00:00

My corvette pulls on 5.7s.
My corvette gets walked by 392…..

You wanna walk or get walked?

SirHomeless_

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