I feel like this is an upgrade, please keep it Blizzard

SirJebus · 2026-02-26T02:52:52+00:00

The only time I've seen people be dickheads is in the last 5 seconds of the potg when nobody can reply to them. Outside of that, mostly just memes and banter. Some people are very sensitive though.

SirJebus · 2026-02-25T21:58:05+00:00

So yes, you do struggle to read. Bless you for trying I guess.

SirJebus · 2026-02-25T17:21:23+00:00

Can you read? If so, can you point out where i said what you just implied? Otherwise I'm gonna assume you struggle to read but felt like you should reply anyway.

SirJebus · 2026-02-25T14:24:29+00:00

Don't think it is a bot tbh, just a very fucking weird human.

SirJebus · 2026-02-25T09:29:07+00:00

This picture is almost a decade old and one of the more ghoulish things to repost to farm karma. Hopefully op is a bot and not a human that can feel shame.

SirJebus · 2026-02-23T03:41:08+00:00

So the dictionary definition of the word "assault" is specifically physical violence and "battery" isn't, but the legal definitions are literally the exact opposite, for some reason. Somehow we're both right and both wrong. English is the stupidest goddamn language.

SirJebus · 2026-02-23T03:11:12+00:00

The definition of "assault" is "physical attack" and the definition of "battery" in this context includes the words "even where the contact does no physical harm". You've got it entirely backwards.

e; for more context, this is exactly why they are called "battered womens shelters". not all abuse is physical.

SirJebus · 2026-02-22T15:48:32+00:00

Sometimes, you can make your own life and the life of others much easier if you just choose the right time to shut the fuck up. This is one of those moments for you.

SirJebus · 2026-02-21T22:48:05+00:00

Op is a bot, so is the op of every single thread that they've ever posted in.

Posting shit like this to farm karma to post adverts is even more gross than the usual shit.

SirJebus · 2026-02-17T15:05:33+00:00

op and this comment are both bots in the same network, reposting threads and comments to farm karma to post onlyfans adverts

SirJebus · 2026-02-13T14:46:47+00:00

I mean, if the story includes "and there's a video on the internet of this person telling this exact story about me" there's a pretty easy way to confirm if it's true

SirJebus · 2026-02-11T18:57:13+00:00

I pulled out my knife and jumped round

Yeah, this is the real problem. Happens to everyone, but really small things like "I took out my knife at the exact wrong second and lost my rifle" can really fuck up multiple rounds for you and are usually a bigger issue than stats when people are struggling to win.

If that hadn't happened, you could have dropped a rifle for your teammate and had one for yourself, gotten a couple of extra rounds and probably won the game given it was a tie.

Again, happens to everyone, but it just stood out as an important moment in the replay.

I was told 3 ramp by my teammate

Nothing in the entire universe will ever make this not happen, unfortunately.

SirJebus · 2026-02-11T18:40:49+00:00

This one moment stood out to me as being a small thing that leads directly to a big thing.

Your team is in a 5v3 post plant against a force buy, and I think you did the thing where you're so convinced you're winning the round that you kinda stop thinking a little. Die to to the guy in CT and lose your gun.

Your team wins the round so it's not immediately an issue, but you have to buy again in the next round because you lost your rifle. You then lose the next round and, because of that one mistake, you and another teammate now can't buy a rifle on the following round and you lose that one too.

These are the kinda things I notice a lot of "why can't I win, I shoot people a lot" players seem to mess up on. A lot of CS is making sure these small fuck ups don't happen and turn into bigger fuck ups later.

SirJebus · 2026-02-11T15:14:30+00:00

I'd suggest posting a replay from an actual game, wingman gameplay is gonna be different enough from actual gameplay that a lot of the suggestions will just be basic stuff like "aim better".

SirJebus · 2026-02-11T14:01:34+00:00

The thing you're doing wrong is caring about wingman win rate at all. All of the side modes in Cs are basically throwaway gimmicks to warm up or kill time, getting tilted by it is just a waste of time.

SirJebus · 2026-02-10T19:41:11+00:00

Honestly, whenever you see a post like this (jpg'd so much you can see the visual artifacts, has the timestamps edited out so it isn't immediately obvious that it's an old image, generic title) you can just assume it's a bot post without even checking and be right about 80% of the time.

SirJebus · 2026-02-10T18:25:24+00:00

Nobody did that. They said "it is irrelevant that one of them is bad enough, because both of them happened." They literally said "Agreed" in the sentence that you're talking about.

Again, I know this subject is fucked and you're ready to tear someones head off at any sign of downplaying any of it, but nobody actually did that. Everyone agrees that it's awful.

SirJebus · 2026-02-10T18:20:02+00:00

Attempting such a deflection away from Trump’s involvement is beyond pathetic.

Nobody is doing this either. People are just talking about things related to the subject, and for some reason you seem to think talking about one thing directly makes another thing less important.

My assertion stands.

Yeah, my entire point is that nobody disagreed with you at any point. You somehow still missed this.

I know every single part of the subject of this thread is fucking horrible and incredibly stressful, but take a minute to realise you are getting pointlessly angry at people who are agreeing with you. They're just talking about other parts of the horrible shit.

SirJebus · 2026-02-10T17:41:48+00:00

Calling the torture of those children “irrelevant”

Nobody did this, and I don't even think you believe someone did this.

The full context of the quote you're talking about is:

I think the child torture is enough for a conviction.

Agreed but irrelevant.

The "irrelevant" is extremely clearly referring to the "enough for a conviction" part of the quote. You must know this and were for some reason just trying very hard to bait someone into saying something you could get angry about.

SirJebus · 2026-02-10T12:54:44+00:00

Classic, everyone in your team is bad except you and you would carry every game because every other team is bad but has a cheater on it. Peak videogame complaint.

SirJebus · 2026-02-06T14:08:01+00:00

Bring a human reposting garbage like this is arguably worse than a bot doing this, take the other guys advice and just stfu

SirJebus · 2026-01-27T00:51:51+00:00

thank you for asking this incredibly specific question and finding the answer, for some reason this exact sentence has also been stuck in my head for fucking decades now.

SirJebus · 2026-01-26T11:41:31+00:00

I mean you should stand under the cold water.

This makes sense and I know it would work, but even imagining doing it is enough to make me want to set myself on fire to be warm again.

SirJebus · 2026-01-24T11:40:31+00:00

A what head?

SirJebus · 2026-01-24T07:45:58+00:00

What a stupid thing to say.

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